-- at #158, we'd be the Quartet No. 5 in F Major, and we'd have a fiery sonata-allegro in one of our middle movements. Fortunately, it's just a LoserBrunch and #158 will be at 10:00 a.m., Sunday, July 21, at

Bus Boys and Poets
5331 Baltimore Ave.
Hyattsville MD

This event and those listed below are open to all Invitational contestants, readers, lurkers, skulkers, morbidly co-dependent enablers, critics, wannabes, and guests.

  • Loser T-shirts are not required and may not be noticed.
  • Newcomers are not expected to be funny.
  • Oldcomers will not try to be funny.
  • Attendees kindly RSVP.

Sunday, August 18, 2013: The Appalachian Brewing Co., Gettysburg
Sunday, September 15, 2013: The Front Page, Arlington
Sunday, October 20, 2013: The Mosaic Cafe, Rockville
Sunday, November 17, 2013: Kilroy's, Springfield
Sunday, December 8, 2013: Gertrude's John Shield's Restaurant, Baltimore
Saturday TBD, January 2014: 15th Annual Judeo-Christelvismas party, location TBD
Sunday, February 16, 2014: Buddy's Crabs and Ribs, Annapolis
Sunday, March 16, 2014: Il Paradiso, Springfield
Sunday, April 20, 2014: Clarendon location TBD