IF BRUNCHES WERE ALFA ROMEO MODELS
-- at #159, we'd have had a troubled development and now be suffering from torsional rigidity and excessive weight, although with a roomy interior. Fortunately, it's just a LoserBrunch and #159 will be at 11:00 a.m., Sunday, August 18, at

The Appalachian Brewing Co.
401 Buford Avenue
Gettysburg

This event and those listed below are open to all Invitational contestants, readers, lurkers, skulkers, morbidly co-dependent enablers, critics, wannabes, and guests.

  • Loser T-shirts are not required and may not be noticed.
  • Newcomers are not expected to be funny.
  • Oldcomers will not try to be funny.
  • Attendees kindly RSVP.

Sunday, September 15, 2013: The Front Page, Arlington
Sunday, October 20, 2013: The Mosaic Cafe, Rockville
Sunday, November 17, 2013: Kilroy's, Springfield
Sunday, December 8, 2013: Gertrude's John Shield's Restaurant, Baltimore
Saturday TBD, January 2014: 15th Annual Judeo-Christelvismas party, location TBD
Sunday, February 16, 2014: Buddy's Crabs and Ribs, Annapolis
Sunday, March 16, 2014: Il Paradiso, Springfield
Sunday, April 20, 2014: Clarendon location TBD
Saturday TBA, May 2014: 19th Annual Flushies Awards Dinner, location TBD
Saturday TBD, June 2014: 14th Annual Loser Olympics, Grand Gaymon Island
Weekend in July 2014: Possible LoserFest, venue TBD
if no LoserFest, Bus Boys and Poets, College Park