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CURRENT STANDINGS FOR YEAR 28
Weeks 1374 - 1425
March 8, 2020 - February 28, 2021

UPDATED THROUGH WEEK 1466


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KEY TO TABLE:

Year 28

Career
Year 28
Career
Rank Losers, with Granola Smears
Rookies are in GREEN (debuted after start of Year 27)
Weeks
of Ink
W Runners-Up H L I P T M A Totals Ink Per
Week
All Ink Rank
2 3 4 R
1
Jesse Frankovich (AKA Craven Fish Jokes)
Lansing MI
Debuted in Week 554 (Year 12)
Loser of the Year: 24
Most Imporved: 24
Top-Grossing Loser: 25, 26, 27
Hall of Fame
36 3 3 3 2   49 7     14 7   88 2.444 843 8
  
2
Duncan Stevens (AKA Unscented Vans)
Vienna VA
Debuted in Week 970 (Year 20)
Most Imporved: 23
Loser of the Year: 25
Hall of Fame Nominee
37 2 1   1   77   4   1 1   87 2.351 736 11
  
3
Chris Doyle (AKA He Do Lyrics)
Denton TX
Debuted in Week 79 (Year 2)
Most Imporved: 8, 10
Loser of the Year: 10
Least Imporved: 13
Co-Top-Grossing Loser: 21
Top-Grossing Loser: 10, 22, 23, 24
Hall of Fame
36 2 2       48 3   1 9 12   77 2.139 2379 1
  
4
Mark Raffman (AKA Frank Farm, Ma)
Reston VA
Debuted in Week 979 (Year 20)
Loser of the Year: 23
Most Imporved: 25
Least Imporved: 26
Hall of Fame
35 1 3 2 2   53 3     2     66 1.886 818 9
  
5
Kevin Dopart (AKA Deviant Pork)
Washington DC
Debuted in Week 626 (Year 13)
Rookie of the Year: 13
Loser of the Year: 14
Top-Grossing Loser: 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20
Hall of Fame
Least Imporved: 24
32 3   1 1   48 1     4 3   61 1.906 1659 3
  
6
Frank Mann (AKA Frank-N-Man)
Washington DC
Debuted in Week 996 (Year 20)
28   2 2 1   36             41 1.464 206 43
  
7
Tom Witte (AKA Tome Twit)
Montgomery Village MD
Debuted in Week 7 (Year 1)
Year 1 Veteran
Least Imporved: 15
Loser of the Year: 26
Remaining Persistent Loser
Hall of Fame
26           25       7 8   40 1.538 1675 2
  
8
Jon Gearhart (AKA Jargon Hater)
Des Moines IA
Debuted in Week 1051 (Year 21)
Least Imporved: 25
25   1 1     29 1 1   2 4   39 1.560 312 30
  
9
Beverley Sharp (AKA Brave Shy Leper)
Montgomery AL
Debuted in Week 604 (Year 13)
Loser of the Year: 16
Most Imporved: 20
Hall of Fame
24 1   1 1   29 2     2 1   37 1.542 800 10
  
Rank Losers (with Granola Smears) Wks Ink W 2 3 4 R H L I P T M A Totals Ink/Week All Ink Rank
10
Jeffrey Contompasis (AKA Enjoys Office Tramps)
Ashburn VA
Debuted in Week 558 (Year 12)
Most Imporved: 17
Loser of the Year: 18
Hall of Fame
22       1   24 3   1 2 4   35 1.591 848 7
  
11
Jonathan Jensen (AKA Jan Neatens John)
Baltimore MD
Debuted in Week 1287 (Year 26)
Most Imporved: 27
24   1 2     32             35 1.458 135 68
  
12
Gary Crockett (AKA Get To Rack, Cry)
Chevy Chase MD
Debuted in Week 871 (Year 18)
Rookie of the Year: 18
Loser of the Year: 19
21 2 2   3   26 1           34 1.619 518 16
  
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Coleman Glenn (AKA Man'll Con Gene)
Huntingdon Valley PA
Debuted in Week 1439 (Year 29)
20 2 2 2 1   25             32 1.600 32 234
  
14
David Prevar (AKA Pravda Diver)
Annapolis MD
Debuted in Week 339 (Year 8)
23 1         5 2 1 15 2 2   28 1.217 408 20
  
15
Frank Osen (AKA Senna Fork)
Pasadena CA
Debuted in Week 938 (Year 19)
Most Imporved: 21
Loser of the Year: 22
Least Imporved: 23
Hall of Fame Nominee
14   2 1     20             23 1.643 578 15
  
16
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Sarah Walsh (AKA A Shawl Rash)
Rockville MD
Debuted in Week 1324 (Year 27)
16   2       17   1 1   1   22 1.375 64 148
  
17
Lee Graham (AKA Eagle Harm)
Arlington VA
Debuted in Week 1162 (Year 23)
19   1 1     20             22 1.158 54 166
  
18
Craig Dykstra (AKA Gray Rat's Dick)
Centreville VA
Debuted in Week 792 (Year 16)
Rookie of the Year: 17
Loser of the Year: 17
Most Imporved: 18
Least Imporved: 19
15       1   18 1           20 1.333 353 26
  
18
Todd DeLap (AKA Added Plot)
Fairfax VA
Debuted in Week 1039 (Year 21)
Rookie of the Year: 22
15           20             20 1.333 132 71
  
Rank Losers (with Granola Smears) Wks Ink W 2 3 4 R H L I P T M A Totals Ink/Week All Ink Rank
20
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Eric Nelkin (AKA E'er In Clink)
Silver Spring MD
Debuted in Week 1286 (Year 26)
13   1   1   16 1           19 1.462 77 126
  
21
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Daniel Galef (AKA Leading Flea)
Montclair NJ
Debuted in Week 1187 (Year 24)
15   2 1     16             19 1.267 32 231
  
22
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Hannah Seidel (AKA Has Eel In Hand)
Alexandria VA
Debuted in Week 1383 (Year 28)
13   1   1   14 2           18 1.385 39 197
  
23
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Leif Picoult (AKA Politic Fuel)
Rockville MD
Debuted in Week 1401 (Year 28)
12 1 1   1   13             16 1.333 19 339
  
24
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Terri Berg Smith (AKA Grim Beer Thirst)
Rockville MD
Debuted in Week 1073 (Year 22)
13       1   15             16 1.231 30 242
  
25
Roy Ashley (AKA Horsey Lay)
Washington DC
Debuted in Week 120 (Year 3)
Least Imporved: 17
14 1   1 1   12       1     16 1.143 457 17
  
26
Michael Gips (AKA Magic Lips, Eh?)
Bethesda MD
Debuted in Week 509 (Year 11)
Most Imporved: 19
8           12   1 2       15 1.875 290 34
  
27
Jeff Shirley (AKA Fish Fly, Jeer)
Richmond VA
Debuted in Week 1005 (Year 20)
Most Imporved: 22
10           14       1     15 1.500 281 35
  
28
Lawrence McGuire (AKA Crueler New Magic)
Waldorf MD
Debuted in Week 419 (Year 9)
11           15             15 1.364 298 31
  
29
Jon Ketzner (AKA Non-Jerk Zen)
Cumberland MD
Debuted in Week 1253 (Year 25)
Rookie of the Year: 26
12 1         13       1     15 1.250 81 120
  
Rank Losers (with Granola Smears) Wks Ink W 2 3 4 R H L I P T M A Totals Ink/Week All Ink Rank
30
Jesse Rifkin (AKA If Inks, Jeers)
Glastonbury CT
Debuted in Week 1324 (Year 27)
13       1   14             15 1.154 61 152
  
31
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George Thompson (AKA No Gophers Got Me)
Springfield VA
Debuted in Week 1323 (Year 27)
10           14             14 1.400 26 274
  
32
Drew Bennett (AKA Wet, Bent Nerd)
Rogers AR
Debuted in Week 635 (Year 13)
8 1         11 1           13 1.625 234 40
  
33
Rob Huffman (AKA Burn Off Ham!)
Fredericksburg VA
Debuted in Week 918 (Year 19)
11   1       12             13 1.182 241 38
  
34
John Hutchins (AKA Unhitch Johns)
Silver Spring MD
Debuted in Week 1162 (Year 23)
Rookie of the Year: 24
8   2   1   8             11 1.375 153 61
  
35
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Jeff Rackow (AKA Jafferwock)
Bethesda MD
Debuted in Week 1386 (Year 28)
10 1         10             11 1.100 16 370
  
36
Pam Sweeney (AKA Weepy MENSA)
Burlington MA
Debuted in Week 499 (Year 11)
5     1     9             10 2.000 296 32
  
37
Melissa Balmain (AKA Salable Animism)
Rochester NY
Debuted in Week 941 (Year 19)
6 1 1 1     5   1 1       10 1.667 184 51
  
38
Amanda Yanovitch (AKA I Had My Cat On A Van)
Midlothian VA
Debuted in Week 907 (Year 18)
7     1 1   8             10 1.429 65 146
  
38
Bird Waring (AKA Grr! I Win Bad.)
Larchmont NY
Debuted in Week 455 (Year 10)
7     1     9             10 1.429 215 42
  
Rank Losers (with Granola Smears) Wks Ink W 2 3 4 R H L I P T M A Totals Ink/Week All Ink Rank
40
Danielle Nowlin (AKA Nailed Linen Owl)
Fairfax Station VA
Debuted in Week 995 (Year 20)
Rookie of the Year: 21
Loser of the Year: 21
Co-Top-Grossing Loser: 21
Least Imporved: 22
8 1   1 1   7             10 1.250 383 24
  
41
Stephen Dudzik (AKA "Puke" Zenith, DDS)
Olney MD
Debuted in Week 7 (Year 1)
Year 1 Veteran
Least Imporved: 8
Remaining Persistent Loser
Hall of Fame
9           10             10 1.111 604 13
  
42
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Bob Kruger (AKA Bug Broker)
Rockville MD
Debuted in Week 1271 (Year 26)
8           8 1           9 1.125 58 157
  
43
Robert Schechter (AKA Sober Retch Retch)
Dix Hills NY
Debuted in Week 931 (Year 19)
Loser of the Year: 20
Rookie of the Year: 20
Least Imporved: 21
9     1     8             9 1.000 238 39
  
44
Chuck Smith (AKA Hit Schmuck)
Woodbridge VA
Debuted in Week 6 (Year 1)
Year 1 Veteran
Society Co-Founder
Loser of the Year: 1, 2, 3
Top-Grossing Loser: 1, 2, 3
Hall of Fame
6           8             8 1.333 858 6
  
45
William C. Kennard (AKA Me Wild, Carnal Ink!)
Arlington VA
Debuted in Week 360 (Year 8)
8           3       1 4   8 1.000 100 103
  
45
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Hildy Zampella (AKA My Pallid Hazel)
Alexandria VA
Debuted in Week 1140 (Year 23)
8 1   2 1   4             8 1.000 165 59
  
47
Jeff Hazle (AKA Elf Haj Fez)
San Antonio TX
Debuted in Week 802 (Year 16)
4 1     1   5             7 1.750 138 64
  
48
Sam Mertens (AKA Smartens Me)
Silver Spring MD
Debuted in Week 1323 (Year 27)
Loser of the Year: 27
Rookie of the Year: 27
5           6     1       7 1.400 103 97
  
48
John O'Byrne (AKA No Horny Jeb)
Dublin,
Debuted in Week 334 (Year 8)
5           6 1           7 1.400 195 46
  
Rank Losers (with Granola Smears) Wks Ink W 2 3 4 R H L I P T M A Totals Ink/Week All Ink Rank
50
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Richard Franklin (AKA Arr! Flinch In Dark!)
Alexandria VA
Debuted in Week 1330 (Year 27)
6           7             7 1.167 20 323
  
51
Bruce Carlson (AKA Curable Scorn)
Alexandria VA
Debuted in Week 413 (Year 9)
7 1         5 1           7 1.000 42 189
  
51
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Steve Leifer (AKA Festive Reel)
Potomac MD
Debuted in Week 1409 (Year 28)
7           7             7 1.000 9 526
  
53
John Kammer (AKA A Jerk? Hmm, No.)
South Riding VA
Debuted in Week 71 (Year 2)
4           6             6 1.500 179 53
  
54
John McCooey (AKA Ye Mojo Conch)
Rehoboth Beach DE
Debuted in Week 903 (Year 18)
5           6             6 1.200 102 99
  
55
Ellen Raphaeli (AKA Real Alien Help)
Falls Church VA
Debuted in Week 41 (Year 1)
Year 1 Veteran
6           6             6 1.000 101 101
  
55
Rob Cohen (AKA Echo-Born)
Potomac MD
Debuted in Week 765 (Year 16)
6           4 2           6 1.000 102 98
  
55
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Chris Damm (AKA Mad Smirch)
Charles Town WV
Debuted in Week 1042 (Year 21)
6           6             6 1.000 31 235
  
55
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Greg Dobbins (AKA Gibbon Dregs)
Boynton Beach FL
Debuted in Week 310 (Year 6)
6     1     5             6 1.000 36 208
  
55
Ward Kay (AKA Dark Way)
Vienna VA
Debuted in Week 58 (Year 2)
6       1   5             6 1.000 124 76
  
Rank Losers (with Granola Smears) Wks Ink W 2 3 4 R H L I P T M A Totals Ink/Week All Ink Rank
60
Laurie Brink (AKA A Burlier Ink)
Mineola NY
Debuted in Week 708 (Year 15)
3           5             5 1.667 79 123
  
60
Malcolm Fleschner (AKA Calm Cells From Hen)
Palo Alto CA
Debuted in Week 310 (Year 6)
3           4   1         5 1.667 89 110
  
60
Jonathan Paul (AKA Oh, Plan A Jaunt)
Garrett Park MD
Debuted in Week 136 (Year 3)
3 1 1       3             5 1.667 401 22
  
63
Susan Geariety (AKA Austere Saying)
Menifee CA
Debuted in Week 908 (Year 18)
4       1   4             5 1.250 20 323
  
63
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Mark Turco (AKA Art Or Muck?)
McLean VA
Debuted in Week 1439 (Year 29)
4           5             5 1.250 5 832
  
63
Ira Allen (AKA A Real Nil)
Bethesda MD
Debuted in Week 585 (Year 12)
Most Imporved: 14
4   1       4             5 1.250 164 60
  
63
Steve Honley (AKA Svelte Honey)
Washington DC
Debuted in Week 447 (Year 10)
4           5             5 1.250 113 86
  
63
Brendan Beary (AKA Ran Beery Band)
Great Mills MD
Debuted in Week 195 (Year 4)
Most Imporved: 13
Loser of the Year: 13
Least Improved: 14
Top-Grossing Loser: 13
Hall of Fame
4           5             5 1.250 1090 5
  
63
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Diana Oertel (AKA A Lone Tirade)
San Francisco CA
Debuted in Week 967 (Year 20)
4           5             5 1.250 14 402
  
63
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Dave Silberstein (AKA Verbal Densities)
College Park MD
Debuted in Week 957 (Year 19)
4       1   4             5 1.250 34 219
  
Rank Losers (with Granola Smears) Wks Ink W 2 3 4 R H L I P T M A Totals Ink/Week All Ink Rank
63
Bill Dorner (AKA Boner Drill)
Indianapolis IN
Debuted in Week 885 (Year 18)
4           5             5 1.250 131 72
  
71
Dan Helming (AKA Hind-Leg Man)
Trenton NJ
Debuted in Week 440 (Year 10)
5       1   4             5 1.000 41 192
  
71
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Scott Richards (AKA C-Chords Artist)
Hollywood MD
Debuted in Week 1439 (Year 29)
5 1     1   3             5 1.000 5 748
  
71
Steve Fahey (AKA Vast Fee? Hey!)
Olney MD
Debuted in Week 104 (Year 3)
5   1       4             5 1.000 201 45
  
71
Neal Starkman (AKA Laments A Rank)
Seattle WA
Debuted in Week 944 (Year 19)
5           5             5 1.000 111 88
  
71
Kenneth Gallant (AKA Ankle-Length Ant)
Sequim WA
Debuted in Week 467 (Year 10)
5     1     4             5 1.000 67 141
  
71
Art Grinath (AKA Rag-Thin Rat)
Takoma Park MD
Debuted in Week 106 (Year 3)
5           5             5 1.000 416 19
  
77
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Ryan Martinez (AKA A Ritzy Manner)
Takoma Park MD
Debuted in Week 1340 (Year 27)
2 1         3             4 2.000 15 391
  
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Donald Norum (AKA A London Drum)
Charlottesville VA
Debuted in Week 1455 (Year 29)
2 1         3             4 2.000 4 1083
  
77
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Mary McNamara (AKA Mr. Canary Mama)
Washington DC
Debuted in Week 1222 (Year 25)
2           4             4 2.000 20 327
  
Rank Losers (with Granola Smears) Wks Ink W 2 3 4 R H L I P T M A Totals Ink/Week All Ink Rank
77
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Bernard Brink (AKA Barn-Bred Rink)
Cleveland MO
Debuted in Week 759 (Year 16)
2     1     3             4 2.000 24 288
  
77
Matt Monitto (AKA Man Tit Motto)
Bristol CT
Debuted in Week 902 (Year 18)
2 1         3             4 2.000 166 58
  
82
Milo Sauer (AKA Sour E-mail)
Fairfax VA
Debuted in Week 441 (Year 10)
Rookie of the Year: 10
Least Imporved: 12
3           4             4 1.333 107 92
  
82
Marni Penning Coleman (AKA No-Name Planning Crime)
unknown,
Debuted in Week 670 (Year 14)
3           3 1           4 1.333 38 201
  
82
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Kevin Mettinger (AKA RN, Get Me 'Vite Ink!)
Warrenton VA
Debuted in Week 551 (Year 12)
3           4             4 1.333 22 297
  
82
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Robin Rowland (AKA Borrowin' Land)
Potomac MD
Debuted in Week 1448 (Year 29)
3           4             4 1.333 4 1024
  
82
Luke Baker (AKA Bleaker UK)
Columbia MD
Debuted in Week 1274 (Year 26)
3           3 1           4 1.333 13 420
  
82
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Karen Golden (AKA OK Englander)
Prince Frederick MD
Debuted in Week 1429 (Year 29)
3           4             4 1.333 4 1024
  
82
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Stuart Segal (AKA Regal Status)
Charlotte NC
Debuted in Week 4 (Year 1)
Year 1 Veteran
3           4             4 1.333 26 268
  
82
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Erika Ettin (AKA i.e., Ink Treat)
Washington DC
Debuted in Week 1356 (Year 27)
3           4             4 1.333 10 501
  
Rank Losers (with Granola Smears) Wks Ink W 2 3 4 R H L I P T M A Totals Ink/Week All Ink Rank
90
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John Klayman (AKA Manly? Ha, No! (J/K))
Fairfax VA
Debuted in Week 1408 (Year 28)
4     1     2 1           4 1.000 6 661
  
90
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Richard Lorentz (AKA Terror and Zilch)
Woodland Hills CA
Debuted in Week 1431 (Year 29)
4           4             4 1.000 4 900
  
90
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Ward Foeller (AKA A Word Feller)
Charlottesville VA
Debuted in Week 1391 (Year 28)
4       1   3             4 1.000 5 748
  
90
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Laura M. Clairmont (AKA Ultramoral, Manic)
Venice FL
Debuted in Week 50 (Year 1)
Year 1 Veteran
4 1         3             4 1.000 12 441
  
90
Ann Martin (AKA Arm-Tannin')
Brentwood MD
Debuted in Week 547 (Year 11)
4 1         3             4 1.000 117 82
  
90
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Warren Tanabe (AKA A Neater Brawn)
Annapolis MD
Debuted in Week 742 (Year 15)
4           4             4 1.000 135 67
  
90
Seth Tucker (AKA Utters "Heck!")
Washington DC
Debuted in Week 866 (Year 18)
4   1       3             4 1.000 58 158
  
90
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Marli Melton (AKA Minor Mallet)
Carmel Valley CA
Debuted in Week 1316 (Year 26)
4 1         3             4 1.000 22 297
  
90
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Perry Beider (AKA Red Berry Pie)
Silver Spring MD
Debuted in Week 735 (Year 15)
4           4             4 1.000 43 184
  
90
Chuck Helwig (AKA Hug, Chew, Lick)
Centreville VA
Debuted in Week 1274 (Year 26)
4       1   3             4 1.000 24 286
  
Rank Losers (with Granola Smears) Wks Ink W 2 3 4 R H L I P T M A Totals Ink/Week All Ink Rank
90
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Irene Plotzker (AKA Zen-Like Report)
Wilmington DE
Debuted in Week 1044 (Year 21)
4           4             4 1.000 7 615
  
90
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Steve Bremner (AKA Verbs Enter Me)
Philadelphia PA
Debuted in Week 1265 (Year 25)
4   1       3             4 1.000 6 661
  
102
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Jamie Martindale (AKA Damn Emirate Jail!)
Riga,
Debuted in Week 1072 (Year 22)
1           3             3 3.000 10 508
  
102
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Nancy McWhorter (AKA My Concern? Wrath!)
Isle of Palms SC
Debuted in Week 302 (Year 6)
1     1     2             3 3.000 7 646
  
102
Gregory Koch (AKA Grey Hog Cork)
Falls Church VA
Debuted in Week 908 (Year 18)
1           2   1         3 3.000 40 193
  
102
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Pia Palamidessi (AKA Plasma Pie, I Said!)
Cumberland MD
Debuted in Week 1348 (Year 27)
1           3             3 3.000 12 453
  
106
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Fred Shuback (AKA Fed Shark Cub)
Silver Spring MD
Debuted in Week 1400 (Year 28)
2           3             3 1.500 5 832
  
106
Rob Wolf (AKA Fowl Bro)
Gaithersburg MD
Debuted in Week 763 (Year 16)
2       1   2             3 1.500 63 149
  
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Larry Rifkin (AKA Arr! Irkin' Fly!)
Glastonbury CT
Debuted in Week 1394 (Year 28)
2           3             3 1.500 6 703
  
106
Barb Sarshik (AKA Shark's Rabbi)
McLean VA
Debuted in Week 565 (Year 12)
2     1     2             3 1.500 51 170
  
Rank Losers (with Granola Smears) Wks Ink W 2 3 4 R H L I P T M A Totals Ink/Week All Ink Rank
106
J. D. Berry (AKA Jr. Derby)
Springfield VA
Debuted in Week 448 (Year 10)
2     1     2             3 1.500 34 221
  
106
Jonathan Hardis (AKA Had a Short Ninja)
Gaithersburg MD
Debuted in Week 907 (Year 18)
2           3             3 1.500 69 138
  
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Debbie Stewart (AKA Waterbed Bites)
Damascus MD
Debuted in Week 320 (Year 7)
2           3             3 1.500 24 290
  
106
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Diane Lucitt (AKA Titanic Duel)
Ellicott City MD
Debuted in Week 1291 (Year 26)
2           3             3 1.500 11 480
  
106
Steve Glomb (AKA Met Veg Slob)
Alexandria VA
Debuted in Week 853 (Year 17)
2           3             3 1.500 29 247
  
106
Mark Richardson (AKA Ardor Charms Ink)
Takoma Park MD
Debuted in Week 840 (Year 17)
2           3             3 1.500 62 150
  
116
Ben Aronin (AKA Born Inane)
Arlington VA
Debuted in Week 350 (Year 8)
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Joe McManus (AKA Communes? Ja!)
Silver Spring MD
Debuted in Week 1404 (Year 28)
3       1   2             3 1.000 5 748
  
116
Rick Haynes (AKA He Is Cranky)
Ocean Cith MD
Debuted in Week 323 (Year 7)
3           3             3 1.000 172 54
  
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Glen Matheson (AKA Ah, Solemn Gent)
Bay Shore NY
Debuted in Week 1452 (Year 29)
3           3             3 1.000 3 1111
  
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Francesca Kelly (AKA Fey Cellar Snack)
Highland Park IL
Debuted in Week 477 (Year 10)
3           3             3 1.000 11 466
  
116
Sandra Hull (AKA Shall Run Ad)
Arlington VA
Debuted in Week 161 (Year 4)
3           3             3 1.000 195 47
  
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Kate Baughman (AKA Hug Me At A Bank)
Arlington VA
Debuted in Week 1428 (Year 29)
3           3             3 1.000 3 1111
  
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Pamela Love (AKA A Maple Vole)
Columbia MD
Debuted in Week 1170 (Year 24)
3           3             3 1.000 19 335
  
116
Josh Feldblyum (AKA Josh My Full Bed)
Springfield PA
Debuted in Week 462 (Year 10)
3           3             3 1.000 37 203
  
116
Roger Dalrymple (AKA Elderly Program)
Gettysburg PA
Debuted in Week 351 (Year 8)
3           2 1           3 1.000 135 66
  
116
Barbara Turner (AKA Rear-Burnt Arab)
Takoma Park MD
Debuted in Week 524 (Year 11)
3           2     1       3 1.000 171 55
  
116
Pie Snelson (AKA Sleeps In, No?)
Silver Spring MD
Debuted in Week 378 (Year 8)
3                 2       3 1.000 87 112
  
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Nancy Della Rovere (AKA Lovely Arcane Nerd)
Fairfax Station MD
Debuted in Week 1135 (Year 23)
3           3             3 1.000 22 294
  
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Dave Shombert (AKA Somber TV-Head)
Harrisonburg VA
Debuted in Week 1374 (Year 28)
3           2 1           3 1.000 17 360
  
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Mia Wyatt (AKA Waa! My Tit!)
Ellicott City MD
Debuted in Week 759 (Year 16)
3           3             3 1.000 13 414
  
131
Larry Gray (AKA Ay, Grrrl, Ay!)
Union Bridge MD
Debuted in Week 923 (Year 19)
1           2             2 2.000 121 79
  
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Mary Kappus (AKA Pays Markup)
Washington DC
Debuted in Week 1107 (Year 22)
1           2             2 2.000 31 237
  
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Jim Derby (AKA My Red Jib)
Rockville MD
Debuted in Week 1072 (Year 22)
1           2             2 2.000 9 537
  
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Mary Ann Henningsen (AKA Nanny 'n' Greenish Man)
Hayward CA
Debuted in Week 294 (Year 6)
1           2             2 2.000 38 199
  
131
Deborah Hensley (AKA Hey! Bean Holders!)
Washington DC
Debuted in Week 657 (Year 14)
1 1         1             2 2.000 3 1352
  
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David Stonner (AKA Is On Darned TV)
Washington DC
Debuted in Week 1340 (Year 27)
1           2             2 2.000 6 734
  
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Ilene France
Silver Spring MD
Debuted in Week 1462 (Year 29)
1           2             2 2.000 2 2105
  
131
Paul VerNooy (AKA Ole! Ovary Pun!)
Hockessin DE
Debuted in Week 674 (Year 14)
1           2             2 2.000 21 303
  
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Deanna Busick (AKA Ski Abundance)
Knoxville TN
Debuted in Week 732 (Year 15)
1     1     1             2 2.000 6 703
  
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Jon Chasson (AKA Josh Can Nosh)
Dulles VA
Debuted in Week 1458 (Year 29)
1           2             2 2.000 2 2105
  
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Kristin Braly (AKA Library Stink)
Baltimore MD
Debuted in Week 1301 (Year 26)
2           2             2 1.000 6 661
  
141
Mark Calandra (AKA Mr. Canada Lark)
Wenham MA
Debuted in Week 1221 (Year 25)
2           2             2 1.000 29 249
  
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Marty Gold (AKA A Godly Mr. T)
Arlington VA
Debuted in Week 1453 (Year 29)
2           2             2 1.000 2 1452
  
141
Barry Koch (AKA Ho! Cry, Bark!)
Catlett VA
Debuted in Week 697 (Year 14)
2   1       1             2 1.000 192 49
  
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William Verkuilen (AKA I'm Weak, Null, Virile)
Brooklyn Park MN
Debuted in Week 496 (Year 11)
2           1   1         2 1.000 21 303
  
141
Elden Carnahan (AKA Andean Charnel)
Nether Scaggsville MD
Debuted in Week 22 (Year 1)
Year 1 Veteran
Society Co-Founder
Most Imporved: 2
Least Imporved: 3
Remaining Persistent Loser
Hall of Fame
2           2             2 1.000 588 14
  
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Sandy Riccardi (AKA Dry Cardiac Sin)
Petaluma CA
Debuted in Week 1287 (Year 26)
2           2             2 1.000 4 900
  
141
Dave Zarrow (AKA Waved Razor)
Herndon VA
Debuted in Week 30 (Year 1)
Year 1 Veteran
Remaining Persistent Loser
2           2             2 1.000 364 25
  
141
Bruce Alter (AKA Ace Blurter)
Fairfax Station VA
Debuted in Week 47 (Year 1)
Year 1 Veteran
2           2             2 1.000 127 74
  
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Steve Langer (AKA Verse Tangle)
Chevy Chase MD
Debuted in Week 636 (Year 13)
2           2             2 1.000 45 182
  
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Jeff Normandin (AKA Fine Fond Man, Jr.)
York ME
Debuted in Week 1430 (Year 29)
2           2             2 1.000 2 1452
  
141
Brian Allgar (AKA All-Rag Brain)
Paris,
Debuted in Week 970 (Year 20)
2           2             2 1.000 36 210
  
141
Russell Beland (AKA Dullness Baler)
Fairfax VA
Debuted in Week 73 (Year 2)
Least Imporved: 6, 10
Most Imporved: 7, 11, 12
Loser of the Year: 9, 11, 12
Top-Grossing Loser: 9, 11, 12
Hall of Fame
2           2             2 1.000 1545 4
  
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Donna Saady (AKA A Day On Sand)
Rockville MD
Debuted in Week 1357 (Year 27)
2       1   1             2 1.000 6 661
  
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Andrew Elby (AKA Weary Blend)
Arlington VA
Debuted in Week 520 (Year 11)
2           2             2 1.000 8 564
  
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Craig Schopmeyer (AKA Chirpy, Coarse Gem)
Kensington MD
Debuted in Week 914 (Year 19)
2           2             2 1.000 3 1111
  
141
Sue Lin Chong (AKA One-Inch Slug)
Baltimore MD
Debuted in Week 35 (Year 1)
Year 1 Veteran
2           2             2 1.000 193 48
  
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Stephen Gilberg (AKA Gentle Pig Herbs)
Washington DC
Debuted in Week 759 (Year 16)
2           2             2 1.000 11 480
  
141
Dave Airozo (AKA A Varied Zoo)
Silver Spring MD
Debuted in Week 919 (Year 19)
2           2             2 1.000 39 196
  
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Sheri Sutherland (AKA Relishes Hard Nut)
unknown UN
Debuted in Week 1441 (Year 29)
2                 2       2 1.000 2 1452
  
141
Ed Gordon (AKA Good Nerd)
Austin TX
Debuted in Week 422 (Year 9)
2           2             2 1.000 89 108
  
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Michael Doyle (AKA A Chile Melody)
Arlington VA
Debuted in Week 1430 (Year 29)
2           2             2 1.000 2 1452
  
141
Ellen Ryan (AKA Near Yell'n')
Rockville MD
Debuted in Week 358 (Year 8)
2           2             2 1.000 54 167
  
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Peter Boice (AKA Poetic Beer)
Rockville MD
Debuted in Week 566 (Year 12)
2     1     1             2 1.000 12 441
  
141
Kathy Fraeman (AKA Freaky Man Hat)
Olney MD
Debuted in Week 230 (Year 5)
2           2             2 1.000 87 113
  
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Brett Dimaio (AKA Mad Riot, I Bet)
Cumberland MD
Debuted in Week 1333 (Year 27)
2           2             2 1.000 15 381
  
141
Howard Walderman (AKA Raw and Mad Howler)
Columbia MD
Debuted in Week 212 (Year 5)
2                 1 1     2 1.000 203 44
  
141
Peter Jenkins (AKA Ten Pink Jeers)
Bethesda MD
Debuted in Week 497 (Year 11)
2           2             2 1.000 29 246
  
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Keith Ord (AKA Irked, Hot)
Potomac MD
Debuted in Week 1204 (Year 24)
2           2             2 1.000 5 748
  
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Bob Staake (AKA Eats Kabob)
St. Louis MO
Debuted in Week 89 (Year 2)
2           2             2 1.000 32 226
  
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Allan Zackowitz (AKA Zinc Koala Waltz)
Brookeville MD
Debuted in Week 1241 (Year 25)
2           2             2 1.000 6 661
  
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Richard Riccardi (AKA Rid Rich Acrid Car)
Petaluma CA
Debuted in Week 1287 (Year 26)
2           2             2 1.000 4 900
  
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Cheryl White (AKA Chewy Hitler)
Hartsdale NY
Debuted in Week 660 (Year 14)
2           1     1       2 1.000 5 748
  
141
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Byron Miller (AKA Mr. Bill On Rye)
Cobble Hill BC
Debuted in Week 1386 (Year 28)
2           2             2 1.000 6 703
  
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Steve Brevig (AKA Verb Vestige)
Springfield VA
Debuted in Week 1053 (Year 21)
2           2             2 1.000 5 748
  
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Emma Daley (AKA Madame Lye)
Greenfield MA
Debuted in Week 1380 (Year 28)
2 1         1             2 1.000 7 636
  
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Joanne Free (AKA Jeer One Fan)
Clifton VA
Debuted in Week 1005 (Year 20)
2           2             2 1.000 42 187
  
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Gabriel Goldberg (AKA A Dribbler Goggle)
Chantilly VA
Debuted in Week 62 (Year 2)
2           1 1           2 1.000 3 1111
  
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Dan Huff (AKA Had 'Nuff)
unknown UN
Debuted in Week 1450 (Year 29)
2                 2       2 1.000 2 1452
  
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Jeff Loren (AKA O.J. Elf Fern)
Manassas VA
Debuted in Week 814 (Year 17)
2           2             2 1.000 30 243
  
141
Paul Kocak (AKA ACLU Kapok)
Syracuse NY
Debuted in Week 108 (Year 3)
2           2             2 1.000 114 84
  
141
Phyllis Reinhard (AKA Randy Hellish Rip)
East Fallowfield PA
Debuted in Week 341 (Year 8)
2           2             2 1.000 132 70
  
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Melissa Muckenhirn (AKA Merciless Ink Human)
Urbana IL
Debuted in Week 1453 (Year 29)
2           2             2 1.000 2 1452
  
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George Smith (AKA Ghost Regime)
Frederick MD
Debuted in Week 560 (Year 12)
2           2             2 1.000 26 265
  
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Matthew Zimmer (AKA Tame Them, Mr. Wiz!)
New York NY
Debuted in Week 1262 (Year 25)
1           1             1 1.000 7 646
  
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Brian Krupp (AKA Prank: I Burp)
Lewes DE
Debuted in Week 1452 (Year 29)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2308
  
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Rivka Liss-Levinson (AKA Snails Involve Risk)
Washington DC
Debuted in Week 1142 (Year 23)
1           1             1 1.000 13 429
  
185
Ken Krattenmaker (AKA Mean Tank Trekker)
Landover Hills MD
Debuted in Week 80 (Year 2)
1           1             1 1.000 55 165
  
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Shannon Kizer (AKA Shrank In Zone)
Beaverton OR
Debuted in Week 1162 (Year 23)
1           1             1 1.000 3 1111
  
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Jim McCormack (AKA Mock Micmac, Jr.!)
Fairfax Va
Debuted in Week 1166 (Year 24)
1           1             1 1.000 2 1452
  
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Julie Gaddy (AKA Daily Judge)
New Market MD
Debuted in Week 1330 (Year 27)
1           1             1 1.000 2 1452
  
185
Mike Caslin (AKA Malice Inks)
Round Hill VA
Debuted in Week 884 (Year 18)
1           1             1 1.000 16 367
  
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Mike Chung (AKA Chime Gunk)
Arlington VA
Debuted in Week 1443 (Year 29)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2308
  
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Tanja Cilia (AKA A Jail Antic)
Santa Venera,
Debuted in Week 823 (Year 17)
1           1             1 1.000 3 1111
  
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Dan Steinbrocker (AKA Ancestor Bred Ink)
Los Angeles CA
Debuted in Week 945 (Year 19)
1           1             1 1.000 15 381
  
185
Joseph Romm (AKA Jr., Mom's Hope)
Washington DC
Debuted in Week 58 (Year 2)
1           1             1 1.000 346 27
  
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Gail Wright (AKA Alright Wig)
unknown UN
Debuted in Week 1435 (Year 29)
1               1         1 1.000 1 2308
  
185
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Steve Baldwin (AKA Blandest View)
Bethesda MD
Debuted in Week 760 (Year 16)
1     1                   1 1.000 3 1111
  
185
David Peckarsky (AKA Vapid Dyke's Rack)
Tucson AZ
Debuted in Week 1195 (Year 24)
1           1             1 1.000 49 175
  
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David Patch (AKA Add VIP Chat)
Toledo OH
Debuted in Week 1048 (Year 21)
1           1             1 1.000 10 487
  
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Lori Lipman Brown (AKA Brain Will Romp On)
Silver Spring MD
Debuted in Week 1382 (Year 28)
1           1             1 1.000 2 1452
  
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Sophie Crafts (AKA Hip Forecasts)
Somerville MA
Debuted in Week 1440 (Year 29)
1 1                       1 1.000 1 2308
  
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Roxi Slemp (AKA Slop Mixer)
Bariloche,
Debuted in Week 1462 (Year 29)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2308
  
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Steven Papier (AKA Veep's Painter)
Wheaton MD
Debuted in Week 124 (Year 3)
1           1             1 1.000 4 1083
  
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Mary Ellen McGlone (AKA Call My Melon Green)
Gaithersburg MD
Debuted in Week 1452 (Year 29)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2308
  
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Elizabeth McBurney (AKA Cement Lazier Hubby!)
Alexandria,
Debuted in Week 1430 (Year 29)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2308
  
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Adie Peña (AKA Die, Apnea!)
Makati,
Debuted in Week 1418 (Year 28)
1           1             1 1.000 3 1111
  
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Miriam Dowtin (AKA A Dimwit Minor)
Suitland MD
Debuted in Week 124 (Year 3)
1           1             1 1.000 2 1452
  
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Karla Miller (AKA Alarm Killer)
unknown,
Debuted in Week 1431 (Year 29)
1                 1       1 1.000 1 2308
  
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Henry Aaron (AKA Horny Arena)
Washington DC
Debuted in Week 1449 (Year 29)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2308
  
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Andy Promisel (AKA Sampled Irony)
Fairfax VA
Debuted in Week 1001 (Year 20)
1           1             1 1.000 6 661
  
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Craig Matthiessen (AKA Hesitant Grimaces)
Burke VA
Debuted in Week 1126 (Year 23)
1           1             1 1.000 2 1452
  
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Brent McBurney (AKA Rent? Be Numb. Cry.)
Alexandria VA
Debuted in Week 590 (Year 12)
1           1             1 1.000 4 1024
  
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Miriam Nadel (AKA Milder Mania)
Vienna VA
Debuted in Week 1067 (Year 22)
1           1             1 1.000 3 1111
  
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Donald Dimitroff (AKA Odd Mind Of A Flirt)
Beltsville MD
Debuted in Week 1437 (Year 29)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2308
  
185
Russ Taylor (AKA Our Sly Star)
Vienna VA
Debuted in Week 696 (Year 14)
Rookie of the Year: 15
1           1             1 1.000 114 85
  
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David Terry (AKA Tardy Diver)
Arlington VA
Debuted in Week 1453 (Year 29)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2308
  
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Mike Mesterton-Gibbons (AKA Somber Misbegotten Ink)
Tallahassee FL
Debuted in Week 1432 (Year 29)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2308
  
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Emily Crockett (AKA Cyclometer Kit)
Chevy Chase MD
Debuted in Week 1357 (Year 27)
1             1           1 1.000 3 1111
  
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Paul Sabourin (AKA Binaural Opus)
Greenbelt MD
Debuted in Week 17 (Year 1)
Year 1 Veteran
1           1             1 1.000 21 313
  
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John F. Cissel (AKA John's Elf (Sic.))
Potomac MD
Debuted in Week 69 (Year 2)
1             1           1 1.000 2 1452
  
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Madelyn Rosenberg (AKA My Lord! Green Beans!)
Arlington VA
Debuted in Week 1398 (Year 28)
1           1             1 1.000 4 900
  
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Michael Cohen (AKA Hemline Coach)
Greenbelt MD
Debuted in Week 427 (Year 9)
1           1             1 1.000 2 1452
  
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Alan Horowitz (AKA "Who Oil Tarzan?")
Silver Spring MD
Debuted in Week 1436 (Year 29)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2308
  
185
Dean Alterman (AKA Am Real Tanned)
Lake Oswego OR
Debuted in Week 513 (Year 11)
1           1             1 1.000 9 537
  
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Kevin Krist (AKA Ink Irks Vet)
Aiken SC
Debuted in Week 712 (Year 15)
1           1             1 1.000 2 1452
  
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Jim Sproules (AKA I Jump Losers!)
Arlington VA
Debuted in Week 1429 (Year 29)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2308
  
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Dave Savolaine (AKA An Evasive Load)
Kensington MD
Debuted in Week 1079 (Year 22)
1           1             1 1.000 2 1452
  
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Michael Anderson (AKA He Can Ride Salmon)
Louisa VA
Debuted in Week 1438 (Year 29)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2308
  
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Stuart Rogers (AKA Torture Grass)
Toronto ON
Debuted in Week 958 (Year 19)
1           1             1 1.000 6 661
  
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David Young (AKA Odd Vain Guy)
Falmouth MA
Debuted in Week 1272 (Year 26)
1           1             1 1.000 10 487
  
185
Dave Ferry (AKA Yard Fever)
Purvis MS
Debuted in Week 18 (Year 1)
Year 1 Veteran
1           1             1 1.000 73 131
  
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Bill Kullman (AKA Kill Bull, Man)
Washington DC
Debuted in Week 1453 (Year 29)
1       1                 1 1.000 1 2308
  
185
Mae Scanlan (AKA Canal Names)
Washington DC
Debuted in Week 134 (Year 3)
1           1             1 1.000 342 28
  
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Neal Phillips (AKA He'll Snip A Lip)
Wyndmoor PA
Debuted in Week 1441 (Year 29)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2308
  
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Mark Nocera (AKA A Monk Racer)
Alexandria VA
Debuted in Week 1387 (Year 28)
1           1             1 1.000 3 1111
  
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Leslie Horne (AKA O Hell, I Sneer)
Greenbelt MD
Debuted in Week 681 (Year 14)
1           1             1 1.000 6 703
  
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Becky Ross (AKA Ye BS Rocks!)
Gaithersburg MD
Debuted in Week 1440 (Year 29)
1                 1       1 1.000 1 2308
  
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Mary Giorgis (AKA I'm Sorry I Gag)
Crofton MD
Debuted in Week 1376 (Year 28)
1           1             1 1.000 2 1452
  
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William Joyner (AKA My Airline Jowl)
Chapel Hill NC
Debuted in Week 413 (Year 9)
1           1             1 1.000 8 584
  
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Steve Dantzler (AKA Seltzer Advent)
Gaithersburg MD
Debuted in Week 928 (Year 19)
1           1             1 1.000 6 734
  
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William Collinge (AKA Camel-Oiling Will)
Gettysburg PA
Debuted in Week 498 (Year 11)
1           1             1 1.000 7 615
  
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James Bershon (AKA Joshes Barmen)
Leonardtown MD
Debuted in Week 1436 (Year 29)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2308
  
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Lauren Shaham (AKA Manual Rehash)
Silver Spring MD
Debuted in Week 1455 (Year 29)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2308
  
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Becky Foster (AKA Oft By Creeks)
Falls Church VA
Debuted in Week 1455 (Year 29)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2308
  
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Julia Shawhan (AKA Has Haul in Jaw)
Silver Spring MD
Debuted in Week 960 (Year 19)
1           1             1 1.000 9 537
  
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Kathleen Giotta Delano (AKA Ah, Note A Godlike Talent)
McLean VA
Debuted in Week 1213 (Year 24)
1                 1       1 1.000 8 564
  
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Laura Bennett Peterson (AKA Beat, Unrepentant Loser)
Washington DC
Debuted in Week 344 (Year 8)
1           1             1 1.000 32 233
  
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Jay Snyder (AKA Jay's Nerdy)
Chantilly VA
Debuted in Week 105 (Year 3)
1           1             1 1.000 5 748
  
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Noah Meyerson (AKA Honey Moaners)
Washington DC
Debuted in Week 46 (Year 1)
Year 1 Veteran
1           1             1 1.000 27 258
  
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Elizabeth Molye (AKA Oh My! Elite Blaze!)
Vienna VA
Debuted in Week 611 (Year 13)
1           1             1 1.000 14 398
  
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Suzy Gay (AKA Gauzy Y's)
San Diego CA
Debuted in Week 1435 (Year 29)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2308
  
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Lauren Mayer (AKA Rarely An Emu)
San Mateo CA
Debuted in Week 1440 (Year 29)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2308
  
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Seth Brown (AKA B-W Hornets)
North Adams MA
Debuted in Week 437 (Year 9)
Least Imporved: 11
1           1             1 1.000 245 37
  
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Beryl Benderly (AKA Dry Belly 'n' Beer)
Washington DC
Debuted in Week 94 (Year 2)
1           1             1 1.000 20 329
  
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Laurie Morrison (AKA Roomier Urinals)
Rockville MD
Debuted in Week 1017 (Year 21)
1           1             1 1.000 5 748
  
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Lida Mann (AKA Mainland)
Washington DC
Debuted in Week 1435 (Year 29)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2308
  
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Chiara Juster (AKA Rich Jest Aura)
Redmond OR
Debuted in Week 1456 (Year 29)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2308
  
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Sandy Tenenbaum (AKA May Be Suntanned)
Silver Spring MD
Debuted in Week 166 (Year 4)
1           1             1 1.000 3 1111
  
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Harold Mantle (AKA Maternal Hold)
Sunnyvale CA
Debuted in Week 5 (Year 1)
Year 1 Veteran
1           1             1 1.000 72 133
  
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Wendy Shang (AKA Why End Nags?)
Falls Church VA
Debuted in Week 1384 (Year 28)
1           1             1 1.000 13 420
  
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Daphne Steinberg (AKA Bashing Repented)
Alexandria VA
Debuted in Week 997 (Year 20)
1               1         1 1.000 17 355
  
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Bob Dalton (AKA Do Not Blab!)
Arlington VA
Debuted in Week 211 (Year 5)
1           1             1 1.000 136 65
  
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Dottie Gray (AKA Argot Deity)
Alexandria VA
Debuted in Week 1006 (Year 20)
1           1             1 1.000 13 414
  
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James Reagan (AKA A Jam Enrages)
Herndon VA
Debuted in Week 245 (Year 5)
1           1             1 1.000 20 316
  
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Michael Rose
unknown UN
Debuted in Week 1463 (Year 29)
1                 1       1 1.000 1 2308
  
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Brad Levy (AKA Verb Lady)
Lawrence KS
Debuted in Week 1256 (Year 25)
1           1             1 1.000 2 1452
  
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Richard "Silver Spring" Friedman (AKA Rev. Spins Canard, Hid Firmer Girl)
Silver Spring MD
Debuted in Week 1430 (Year 29)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2308
  
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Eric Yttri (AKA "Trite!", I Cry)
Arlington VA
Debuted in Week 1091 (Year 22)
1           1             1 1.000 2 1452
  
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Brian Cohen (AKA Inborn Ache)
Winston-Salem NC
Debuted in Week 613 (Year 13)
1           1             1 1.000 45 181
  
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J. J. Gertler (AKA Lt. J. J. Greer)
Arlington VA
Debuted in Week 297 (Year 6)
1           1             1 1.000 19 332
  
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Kevin Mellema (AKA Levee Milkman)
Tabor City NC
Debuted in Week 10 (Year 1)
Year 1 Veteran
1           1             1 1.000 75 129
  
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Erika Reinfeld (AKA Idle Inker Fare)
Medford MA
Debuted in Week 536 (Year 11)
1             1           1 1.000 18 352
  
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Susan Shapiro (AKA A Passion Rush)
Annapolis MD
Debuted in Week 729 (Year 15)
1           1             1 1.000 3 1111
  
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Ziva Walsh (AKA Ha, Slav Wiz!)
Rockville MD
Debuted in Week 1435 (Year 29)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2308
  
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Carl Yaffe (AKA Fecal Fray)
Rockville MD
Debuted in Week 172 (Year 4)
1           1             1 1.000 4 900
  
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John Folse (AKA Of Holes, N.J.)
Bryans Road MD
Debuted in Week 652 (Year 13)
1           1             1 1.000 18 347
  
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Jack Ford (AKA Ja, Fork DC!)
Ft. Washington MD
Debuted in Week 1435 (Year 29)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2308
  
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Joseph Horgan (AKA Shop Jargon, Eh?)
Kensington MD
Debuted in Week 1457 (Year 29)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2308
  
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Robyn Carlson (AKA Snarly Bronco)
Keyser WV
Debuted in Week 1026 (Year 21)
1           1             1 1.000 38 199
  
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Eleanor Jacobson (AKA Once A Banjo Loser)
Herndon VA
Debuted in Week 1435 (Year 29)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2308
  
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John Conti (AKA Notch Join)
Norfolk MA
Debuted in Week 547 (Year 11)
1           1             1 1.000 17 364
  
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David MacGregor (AKA Did Overcram Gag)
Arlington VA
Debuted in Week 1434 (Year 29)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2308
  
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Gene Weingarten (AKA Great New Engine)
Washington DC
Debuted in Week 338 (Year 8)
1           1             1 1.000 64 147
  
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Michelle Christophorou (AKA I'll Spot Her Choice Humor)
Guildford,
Debuted in Week 1326 (Year 27)
1           1             1 1.000 14 411
  
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Dave Matuskey (AKA Must Evade Yak)
Sacramento CA
Debuted in Week 1170 (Year 24)
Rookie of the Year: 25
1           1             1 1.000 39 198
  
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Elliott Shevin (AKA Loveliest Hint)
Efrat,
Debuted in Week 1202 (Year 24)
1           1             1 1.000 20 323
  
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Cheryl Davis (AKA Cash Devilry)
Arlington VA
Debuted in Week 342 (Year 8)
1                 1       1 1.000 59 154
  
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Bob Turvey (AKA Ebb Your TV)
Bristol,
Debuted in Week 1189 (Year 24)
1           1             1 1.000 4 900
  
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Ivars Kuskevics (AKA Survive. Kick Ass.)
Takoma Park MD
Debuted in Week 1001 (Year 20)
1           1             1 1.000 55 163
  
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Alex Steelsmith (AKA I Smell The Taxes)
Kailua HI
Debuted in Week 1374 (Year 28)
1       1                 1 1.000 15 396
  
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Jennifer Martin Broadway (AKA New Dirty Job In Farm Arena)
Marquette MI
Debuted in Week 1357 (Year 27)
1           1             1 1.000 5 748
  
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John Vigour (AKA Oh, I Go Run J.V.)
Charlottesville VA
Debuted in Week 1441 (Year 29)
1               1         1 1.000 1 2308
  
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Marcus Bales (AKA Cruel Sambas)
Cleveland OH
Debuted in Week 1124 (Year 23)
1           1             1 1.000 7 615
  
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Adam Overett (AKA Adore TV, Mate?)
New York NY
Debuted in Week 1440 (Year 29)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2308
  
185
Steve Ettinger (AKA Terse Vignette)
Chevy Chase MD
Debuted in Week 244 (Year 5)
1           1             1 1.000 19 343
  
185
John Glenn (AKA Long NJ Hen)
Tyler TX
Debuted in Week 684 (Year 14)
1           1             1 1.000 59 155
  
185
Kathy El-Assal (AKA A Talky Hassle)
Middleton WI
Debuted in Week 923 (Year 19)
1           1             1 1.000 68 139
  
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Louise Dodenhoff Hauser (AKA Feared Household Fusion)
Falls Church VA
Debuted in Week 952 (Year 19)
1           1             1 1.000 5 748
  
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Mark Holt (AKA Oh, Mr. Talk)
Ft. Washington MD
Debuted in Week 795 (Year 16)
1               1         1 1.000 18 349
  
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Joe Neff (AKA Fee of NJ)
Warrington PA
Debuted in Week 357 (Year 8)
1           1             1 1.000 32 226
  
185
Bill Smith (AKA Hit B.S. Mill)
Bethesda MD
Debuted in Week 814 (Year 17)
1           1             1 1.000 13 420
  
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Helen Dowtin (AKA Dentine Howl)
Suitland MD
Debuted in Week 124 (Year 3)
1           1             1 1.000 2 1452
  
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Tom Chalkley (AKA My, He'll Act OK!)
unknown UN
Debuted in Week 1440 (Year 29)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2308
  
185
David Kleinbard (AKA A Kind, Drab Devil)
Mamaroneck NY
Debuted in Week 169 (Year 4)
1           1             1 1.000 125 75
  
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Kara Laughlin (AKA Hurl A Gal A+ Ink)
Leesburg VA
Debuted in Week 1436 (Year 29)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2308
  
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Seamus O'Connor (AKA Man So On Course)
Springfield VA
Debuted in Week 1409 (Year 28)
1           1             1 1.000 3 1352
  
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Lenard King (AKA Led Ranking)
Richmond VA
Debuted in Week 1446 (Year 29)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2308
  
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Liav Lewitt (AKA I've Tall Wit)
Silver Spring MD
Debuted in Week 1454 (Year 29)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2308
  
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Matthew Blair (AKA I'm At The Brawl)
Washington DC
Debuted in Week 1403 (Year 28)
1           1             1 1.000 2 1452
  
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Brian Collins (AKA Can Iron Bills)
Olney MD
Debuted in Week 668 (Year 14)
1           1             1 1.000 7 636
  
185
Marleen May (AKA Mere Layman)
Rockville MD
Debuted in Week 378 (Year 8)
1           1             1 1.000 50 171
  
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Robin Ford (AKA Din For Bro)
Ft. Washington MD
Debuted in Week 1435 (Year 29)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2308
  
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Joel Cockrell (AKA Cool Cell Jerk)
Damascus MD
Debuted in Week 896 (Year 18)
1           1             1 1.000 4 900
  
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Larry Yungk (AKA Lanky RR Guy)
Wyoming OH
Debuted in Week 640 (Year 13)
Least Imporved: 18
1           1             1 1.000 168 57
  
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Lani Jacobson (AKA Conjoin Balsa)
Reston VA
Debuted in Week 106 (Year 3)
1           1             1 1.000 3 1111
  
185
Michael Fransella
Arlington VA
Debuted in Week 479 (Year 10)
1           1             1 1.000 37 205
  
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Marc Sasseville (AKA Services Llamas)
Burke VA
Debuted in Week 908 (Year 18)
1           1             1 1.000 4 1024
  
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Paul Eakin (AKA U Ink? A Leap!)
Fredericksburg VA
Debuted in Week 1457 (Year 29)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2308
  
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Greg Johnson (AKA Jon's Egg Horn)
Reston VA
Debuted in Week 679 (Year 14)
1     1                   1 1.000 5 748
  
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Kevin Jamison (AKA Minivan Jokes)
Montgomery Village MD
Debuted in Week 620 (Year 13)
1           1             1 1.000 8 584
  
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Cornelia Davies (AKA Encased Ravioli)
Kingsbridge,
Debuted in Week 1448 (Year 29)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2308
  
185
Mike Hammer (AKA Harm? I'm Meek!)
Arlington VA
Debuted in Week 5 (Year 1)
Year 1 Veteran
1           1             1 1.000 107 93
  
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Bill Cromwell (AKA Lower'll Climb)
Keswick VA
Debuted in Week 1385 (Year 28)
1           1             1 1.000 3 1111
  
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Sarah Worcester (AKA Worst Rear Aches)
Gambrills MD
Debuted in Week 46 (Year 1)
Year 1 Veteran
Society Co-Founder
1           1             1 1.000 134 69
  
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Sequoia Geist (AKA Quite A Ego, Sis!)
Ft. Washington MD
Debuted in Week 1447 (Year 29)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2308
  
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Robert Blatt (AKA BLT To Barter)
Silver Spring MD
Debuted in Week 1426 (Year 29)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2308
  
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Connie Ostrowski (AKA O! Wit Scores No Ink)
Niskayuna NY
Debuted in Week 1444 (Year 29)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2308
  
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Bill Gage (AKA Libel Gag)
Nellysford VA
Debuted in Week 1107 (Year 22)
1           1             1 1.000 2 1452
  
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Kevin D'Eustachio (AKA Devious Ink Cheat)

Debuted in Week 447 (Year 10)
1             1           1 1.000 18 349
  
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Tim Watts (AKA Twist Mat)
Reston VA
Debuted in Week 918 (Year 19)
1           1             1 1.000 6 661
  
185
John Bunyan (AKA Uh, Nanny Job)
Cincinnati OH
Debuted in Week 772 (Year 16)
1           1             1 1.000 15 384
  
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John Winant (AKA John Want In)
Bellevue NE
Debuted in Week 863 (Year 18)
1           1             1 1.000 18 352
  
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Lewis Lesansky (AKA Sly Ink Weasels)
Burke VA
Debuted in Week 614 (Year 13)
1           1             1 1.000 4 900