UPDATED THROUGH WEEK 1491

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KEY TO TABLE

HONORS

YEAR 30 AND CAREER

Y1V, Year 1 Veteran: Got ink in Weeks 1 through 52.

PRL, Persistent Remaining Loser: Got ink every Year so far.

HOF, Hall of Fame: Reached 500 inks, inducted at annual Holiday Party in January.

LOTY, Loser of the Year: Loser with the most ink in a Contest Year.

ROTY, Rookie of the Year: New Loser with the most ink in a Contest Year, with less than two full Years since debut.

MIL, Most Imporved Loser: Loser with the most ink in a Contest Year, compared to his or her non-zero performance the previous Year.

LIL, Least Imporved Loser: Loser with the least ink in a Contest Year, compared to his or her non-zero performance the previous Year.

TGL, Top-Grossing Loser: Loser with the most ink in a Contest Year.

Starting with Year 15, all of the above annual awards, except for Top-Grossing Loser, may be won only once.

RK (Rank): Determined by your total ink since the beginning of this Year, or for all Years.

DBU (Debut): Week of your first appearance.

TOT (Total): Your ink for this Year, or for all Years.

Ink Types:

I: Ideas for Contests
P: Prize Donations
T: Revised Titles
M: Honorable-Mention Section Titles
A: Abuse
N: Anti-Invitationals, now not in use
D: Dead Presidents, now not in use
E: Ears No One Reads, now not in use
U: Uncles, now not in use
K: Rookie of the Week, awarded by the Czar, now not in use
X: Something we awarded once to Neils Hoven, but now we can't remember why

LOSER Rookies (debuted after Year 28) Links to Permanent Inkstains Honors	GRANOLA SMEARS	YEAR 30												CAREER
	GRANOLA SMEARS	RK	W	2	3	4	H	L	I	P	T	M	TOT	DBU	W	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	R	H	L	I	P	T	M	A	N	D	E	U	TOT	RK
Duncan Stevens HOF LOTY MIL TGL	Unscented Vans	1		2	3	3	21						29	970	19		22	18	18						666	8	28	3	4	8						794	11
Chris Doyle HOF LOTY MIL LIL TGL	He Do Lyrics	2		1			16	2			4	2	25	79	61	21	79	50	32	6	2				1819	29	11	3	197	114	1				3	2428	1
Jonathan Jensen LOTY MIL	Jan Neatens John	3				1	21						22	1287	4		5	6	4						151	1	1									172	58
Kevin Dopart HOF LOTY ROTY LIL TGL	Deviant Pork	4			2	1	16					2	21	626	35	10	34	30	30					1	1235	20	39	16	120	126		1				1697	3
Jesse Frankovich HOF LOTY MIL LIL TGL	Craven Fish Jokes					1	12	4			4		21	554	19		18	21	19						604	31	6	1	93	87						899	6
Beverley Sharp HOF LOTY MIL	Brave Shy Leper	6					18	1					19	604	16		18	22	19						610	20		20	47	63						835	10
Mark Raffman HOF LOTY MIL LIL	Frank Farm, Ma	7					16				1	1	18	979	27		28	28	20						723	7	12	1	10	6						862	8
Jon Gearhart LIL	Jargon Hater	8		1			10	3			3		17	1051	5		9	4	8						236	5	4	3	39	24						337	29
Frank Mann LOTY	Frank-N-Man	9	1			1	14						16	996	4		9	9	6						202	1										231	41
Coleman Glenn ROTY	Man'll Con Gene	10		1	1		13						15	1439	3		3	3	1						52											62	155
Tom Witte Y1V PRL HOF LOTY LIL	Tome Twit			1			8				5	1	15	7	30	20	28	29	26	6	2	1		1	1176	17	1	10	239	106				6	4	1702	2
Jeffrey Contompasis HOF LOTY MIL	Enjoys Office Tramps	12					11			1		2	14	558	14		16	22	17						620	10	27	28	56	63		1				874	7
Craig Dykstra LOTY ROTY MIL LIL	Gray Rat's Dick			1			9	1				3	14	792	6		5	10	14						300	5	5	10	12	13	1					381	25
Gary Crockett LOTY ROTY	Get To Rack, Cry	14			1		10						11	871	17		17	11	19						451	11	3		3	8						540	16
Karen Lambert	Mere Barn Talk			2	1		8						11	1477			2	1							8											11	489
Frank Osen HOF LOTY MIL LIL	Senna Fork		1		2	1	7						11	938	28		26	19	23						500	3	1		1	1						602	14
Leif Picoult	Politic Fuel						11						11	1401	1		1	1	2						33											38	208
Lawrence McGuire	Crueler New Magic	18					9						9	419	7	1	9	6	13						272		2			1						311	31
Sam Mertens LOTY ROTY	Smartens Me			1			8						9	1323	4		4	3	4						105	2		1								123	78
David Prevar	Pravda Diver						5	1		2		1	9	339	7	2	5	9	3	1					225	7	6	99	25	32	1					422	20
Jeff Shirley MIL	Fish Fly, Jeer		1				8						9	1005	6		6	11	8						241		6	3	7	9						297	34
Bill Dorner	Boner Drill	22	1				7						8	885	3		2	3	3						115	5		2	7	8						148	63
Steve "Potomac" Smith	Machetes Stop Vomit						8						8	1326	5		4	3	1						76	2		7								98	106
Rob Wolf	Fowl Bro						8						8	763			2	2	1	1					65											71	139
Drew Bennett	Wet, Bent Nerd	25					7						7	635	9	2	3	3	4						202	3	1	11	2	6						246	37
Jeff Rackow	Jafferwock						6		1				7	1386	3				1						23		1									28	255
Pam Shermeyer	Hep Yammerers		1	1			5						7	1463	1		1								11											13	443
Ryan Martinez	A Ritzy Manner	28					6						6	1340	1		1	1	1						19											23	299
Sarah Walsh	A Shawl Rash					1	5						6	1324	2		2	1	4						64		1	1		1						76	128
Melissa Balmain	Salable Animism	30					4		1				5	941	14		12	6	8						147		4	3								194	49
LOSER Rookies (debuted after Year 28) Links to Permanent Inkstains Honors	GRANOLA SMEARS	YEAR 30												CAREER
	GRANOLA SMEARS	RK	W	2	3	4	H	L	I	P	T	M	TOT	DBU	W	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	R	H	L	I	P	T	M	A	N	D	E	U	TOT	RK
Laurie Brink	A Burlier Ink		1				4						5	708	2		3	5	1						72	1										84	119
John Hutchins ROTY	Unhitch Johns					1	4						5	1162	1		9	6	5						139		1	1	1							163	62
Donald Norum	A London Drum						5						5	1455	1										10											11	491
Danielle Nowlin LOTY ROTY LIL TGL	Nailed Linen Owl				1		4						5	995	16		13	11	17						289	4		1	18	19						388	24
Jesse Rifkin	If Inks, Jeers						5						5	1324	2			4	1						63	1										71	138
Milo Sauer ROTY LIL	Sour E-mail					1	4						5	441	6	4	5	7	3						93	1										119	82
Terri Berg Smith	Grim Beer Thirst						5						5	1073	1		2	1	1						34	1				1						41	198
Bird Waring	Grr! I Win Bad.						5						5	455	4	1	2	7	5	1					199		2				1					222	42
Roy Ashley LIL	Horsey Lay	39					3					1	4	120	6	3	11	15	8					2	353	7	5	12	14	28				1		465	17
J. D. Berry	Jr. Derby						4						4	448	1		1	1							35											38	205
Rob Cohen	Echo-Born		1				3						4	765	5		4		2						91	5										107	95
Stephen Dudzik Y1V PRL HOF LIL	"Puke" Zenith, DDS						4						4	7	16	8	15	14	7	2	1	1		4	448	8	24	14	23	4	1	1		20		611	13
Steve Glomb	Met Veg Slob						3		1				4	853				1							30	1	1									33	230
Marty Gold	A Godly Mr. T			1			3						4	1453			1								7											8	590
Jonathan Paul	Oh, Plan A Jaunt						4						4	136	25	17	18	13	7	2					296	3	6	3	2					18	1	411	21
Hannah Seidel	Has Eel In Hand						3	1					4	1383	1		2		3						36	3										45	189
Howard Walderman	Raw and Mad Howler						3			1			4	212	5	1	6	2	3		1			1	172	1	1	6	4	5					1	209	44
Dave Zarrow Y1V PRL	Waved Razor						2			2			4	30	9	15	10	14	3	6		1			289	9	1	7	2	1				1	1	369	26
Malcolm Fleschner	Calm Cells From Hen	49					3						3	310	3	1	3		3		2				72		9									93	107
Paul Frantz	Run Flat, Zap!						3						3	1481											3											3	1215
Joanne Free	Jeer One Fan						3						3	1005				2							42	1										45	188
Michael Gips MIL	Magic Lips, Eh?						2		1				3	509	8		6	6	9						235	5	17	11								297	33
Dottie Gray	Argot Deity						3						3	1006				1							17											18	353
Jonathan Hardis	Had a Short Ninja						3						3	907			3	1	3						63		1			1						72	136
Chuck Helwig	Hug, Chew, Lick						3						3	1274	1			1	1						23	1										27	262
Steve Honley	Svelte Honey						3						3	447	2		5	4	3						102											116	85
Rob Huffman	Burn Off Ham!						3						3	918	9		4	6	5						224											248	36
Jon Ketzner ROTY	Not Zen-Jerk						2				1		3	1253	2			4	1						82	1			2	1						93	108
John Klayman	Manly? Ha, No! (J/K)						2	1					3	1408			1	2							9	2										14	410
Richard Lorentz	Terror and Zilch		1				2						3	1431	1										6											7	650
LOSER Rookies (debuted after Year 28) Links to Permanent Inkstains Honors	GRANOLA SMEARS	YEAR 30												CAREER
	GRANOLA SMEARS	RK	W	2	3	4	H	L	I	P	T	M	TOT	DBU	W	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	R	H	L	I	P	T	M	A	N	D	E	U	TOT	RK
John McCooey	Ye Mojo Conch						3						3	903	3		2	2	1						97											105	99
Matt Monitto	Man Tit Motto						3						3	902	6		5	5	4						139		9	2	2	1						173	56
Pia Palamidessi	Plasma Pie, I Said!						3						3	1348				1	1						13											15	396
Scott Richards	C-Chords Artist						3						3	1439	1				1						7											9	561
Kate Sammons	Stamens Amok						3						3	1077											5											5	873
Roxi Slemp	Slop Mixer						3						3	1462			1								4	1										6	757
Bob Staake	Eats Kabob						3						3	89											18		11	5			2				1	37	214
Barbara Turner	Rear-Burnt Arab				1		2						3	524	4		6	6	3						141	1		12	3	1						177	54
Scott Ableman	Not Calm Beast	69					2						2	1219											2	1										3	1127
Ben Aronin	Born Inane						2						2	350	6		3	2	6						89		3	1								110	93
Steve Benko	Seek, Be On TV						1	1					2	1473											2	1										3	1148
Jerry Birchmore	Richer Merry Job					1	1						2	940			1		2						20		1									24	292
Bill Bouyer	Oily Burble						2						2	1382			1								9		1									11	477
Steve Bremner	Verbs Enter Me						2						2	1265			1								7											8	580
Francis Canavan	A Franciscan Van						2						2	1118											10											10	499
Bruce Carlson	Curable Scorn						2						2	413	3				1						41	2	1									48	178
Michael Cohen	Hemline Coach						2						2	427											4											4	946
Bill Cromwell	Lower'll Climb		1				1						2	1385	1										4											5	791
Kathleen Giotta Delano	Ah, Note A Godlike Talent									2			2	1213											4			7								11	480
Brett Dimaio	Mad Riot, I Bet						2						2	1333					1						17	1										19	337
Greg Dobbins	Gibbon Dregs						2						2	310	1	1		1	1						36											40	200
Kathy El-Assal	A Talky Hassle						2						2	923	2		3	2	1						52	1		1	4	4						70	140
Richard Franklin	Arr! Flinch In Dark!						2						2	1330											24			1								25	287
Stephen Gilberg	Gentle Pig Herbs						2						2	759					1						12											13	431
John Glenn	Long NJ Hen		1				1						2	684	3		5	2	2						49											61	157
Karen Golden	OK Englander						2						2	1429											6											6	711
Lee Graham	Eagle Harm						2						2	1162			3	1	1						58											63	152
Art Grinath	Rag-Thin Rat						2						2	106	15	12	12	16	13	1	1				343	2	2	1	2	1			1			422	19
Allen Haywood	Yawned "Halloo!"						2						2	1325											7											7	644
Bill Hole	Boil Hell						2						2	303											3											3	1259
LOSER Rookies (debuted after Year 28) Links to Permanent Inkstains Honors	GRANOLA SMEARS	YEAR 30												CAREER
	GRANOLA SMEARS	RK	W	2	3	4	H	L	I	P	T	M	TOT	DBU	W	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	R	H	L	I	P	T	M	A	N	D	E	U	TOT	RK
Sarah Jay	Say, Rajah!						2						2	1168				1	1						19											21	312
Steve Leifer	Festive Reel						2						2	1409											15											15	393
Diane Lucitt	Titanic Duel						2						2	1291				1							15											16	378
Harold Mantle Y1V	Maternal Hold						2						2	5	1		3	1	3						65	1										74	132
Ann Martin	Arm-Tannin'						2						2	547	5		8	3	1						96	4	3	1								121	81
Jamie Martindale	Damn Emirate Jail!		1				1						2	1072	1										11											12	466
Dave Matuskey ROTY	Must Evade Yak						2						2	1170	2		1	4							33				1							41	197
Mary McNamara	Mr. Canary Mama						2						2	1222			1	1	1						19											22	306
Marli Melton	Minor Mallet						2						2	1316	1				2						21						1					25	290
Eric Nelkin	E'er In Clink						2						2	1286	2		3		1						78	1										85	117
Joy Sibley	Yo, Sly Jibe						2						2	1016											7	1										8	617
Chuck Smith Y1V HOF LOTY TGL	Hit Schmuck						2						2	6	31	27	21	25	21	3	3			3	706	8	3				7		1		1	860	9
Jean Sorensen MIL	Non-Sane Jeers						2						2	75	4	11	10	9	6	4					226	2	17							6	1	296	35
Michael Stein	Alien Chemist						2						2	1482											2											2	2209
Allan Zackowitz	Zinc Koala Waltz			1			1						2	1241			1								7											8	624
Hildy Zampella	My Pallid Hazel		1				1						2	1140	13		4	8	3						143	1	2									174	55
Henry Aaron	Horny Arena	107					1						1	1449											2											2	1468
Samuel Aaron	Moral Nausea						1						1	836				1							5											6	681
Dave Airozo	A Varied Zoo						1						1	919	1		1	1	1						40	1										45	187
Ira Allen MIL	A Real Nil						1						1	585	2	2	6	6	4						145	1										166	61
Leslie Atkin							1						1	1480											1											1	2399
Brendan Beary HOF LOTY MIL LIL TGL	Ran Beery Band						1						1	195	40	26	31	29	18		1			1	883	15	6	7	26	8	1	1				1093	5
Perry Beider	Red Berry Pie						1						1	735			2	1	2						40			1								46	183
David Blair	A Livid Bard						1						1	1482											1											1	2525
Peggy Blair	Grip By A Leg						1						1	1482											1											1	2526
Robert Blatt	BLT To Barter						1						1	1426											2											2	1524
Kyle Bonney	Keenly Bony						1						1	266	2		1		2						10											15	387
Ken Bredermeier							1						1	1481											1											1	2578
Bernard Brink	Barn-Bred Rink						1						1	759				1							24											25	283
Robyn Carlson	Snarly Bronco						1						1	1026			1	1	2						35											39	204
LOSER Rookies (debuted after Year 28) Links to Permanent Inkstains Honors	GRANOLA SMEARS	YEAR 30												CAREER
	GRANOLA SMEARS	RK	W	2	3	4	H	L	I	P	T	M	TOT	DBU	W	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	R	H	L	I	P	T	M	A	N	D	E	U	TOT	RK
Sue Lin Chong Y1V	One-Inch Slug						1						1	35	7	7	3	7	4	2					163	1		1								195	47
Laura M. Clairmont Y1V	Ultramoral, Manic						1						1	50	2										10	1										13	424
Brian Cohen	Inborn Ache						1						1	613			2								42	2										46	184
Marni Penning Coleman	No-Name Planning Crime										1		1	670	1		1		1						33	2	1		1							40	199
Cheryl Davis	Cash Devilry									1			1	342			1								24		1	35								61	156
Bill Epstein	Pint Bellies						1						1	77											3											3	1202
Steve Fahey	Vast Fee? Hey!						1						1	104	3	10	6	7	2			1			168	3		1			1					202	45
Ward Foeller	A Word Feller						1						1	1391					1						5											6	707
Richard "Silver Spring" Friedman	Rev. Spins Canard, Hid Firmer Girl						1						1	1430											2											2	1725
Daniel Galef	Leading Flea						1						1	1187			2	2	2						30											36	216
Jon Grantham	Northman JAG						1						1	717											5											5	807
Deborah Guy	Bad Hero Guy						1						1	602		2									16		1	1	1	2						23	297
Kathye Hamilton	Hath a Motley Ink						1						1	423	1		1		1						19											22	304
Andrew Hatziyannis	New Insanity Hazard				1								1	1022				1							6											7	643
Jeff Hazle	Elf Haj Fez						1						1	802	6		4	5	8						114	2				1						140	66
David Heller	Ha, Led Drivel						1						1	939											2											2	1817
Lynda Hoover	A Holy Vendor						1						1	964											4											4	990
Dan Huff	Had 'Nuff									1			1	1450														3								3	1264
Charles Hummel	Hummer Shellac									1			1	1107											1			1								2	1841
Gregory Huyck	Her Yucky Grog						1						1	1116											2											2	1844
May Jampathom	Path, Mamma! Joy!						1						1	800				1							25	1										27	263
William C. Kennard	Me Wild, Carnal Ink!						1						1	360	3		1		2						69	3			5	21						104	100
David Kleinbard	A Kind, Drab Devil								1				1	169	1	3	2	6	4		1			1	107		1									126	76
Neil Kurland	Dull Ink Near						1						1	1482											1											1	3829
Steve Langer	Verse Tangle						1						1	636	1	3	2		1						36		1	1	1							46	186
Lewis Lesansky	Sly Ink Weasels						1						1	614											6											6	726
Dave Letizia	I Dive At Zeal						1						1	974	1				1						8		1	1								12	465
David Leveton	Involved Date						1						1	1015											5											5	836
Terry Lewis	Sly E-Writer						1						1	297											2											2	1934
Ken Linder							1						1	1072											2											2	1937
LOSER Rookies (debuted after Year 28) Links to Permanent Inkstains Honors	GRANOLA SMEARS	YEAR 30												CAREER
	GRANOLA SMEARS	RK	W	2	3	4	H	L	I	P	T	M	TOT	DBU	W	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	R	H	L	I	P	T	M	A	N	D	E	U	TOT	RK
Tim Livengood	I Vomit Golden						1						1	485	1			1							8											10	517
Mel Loftus	Elm of Lust						1						1	375		2	3	5	1						56											67	146
Pamela Love	A Maple Vole						1						1	1170											20											20	327
Jeff Lubbers	Jr. Flubs Beef						1						1	193				1							5											6	731
Jim Martin Y1V	I'm a Jr. Mint						1						1	11	2		1		1				1		27											32	236
Joe McManus	Communes? Ja!						1						1	1404					1						5											6	735
Byron Miller	Mr. Bill On Rye						1						1	1386					1						7											8	609
Jenny Epel Muller							1						1	1480											1											1	4223
Kate Nebel	Keen Bleat						1						1	1475											1											1	4247
Jean Lightner Norum	I'm A Northern Jungle						1						1	413		1	1								4											6	740
John O'Byrne	No Horny Jeb		1										1	334	6	1		1	2						144	4	15	3	14	6	1					197	46
Diana Oertel	A Lone Tirade					1							1	967					1						14											15	395
Aaron Olszewski	Koalas Win Zeros						1						1	1486											1											1	4324
Danny Organek	No Danger, Yank						1						1	602											5											5	863
Larry Passar	Sly Rasp: "Aarr!"						1						1	1117											9											9	558
David Peckarsky	Vapid Dyke's Rack						1						1	1195	1			1	4						40	1				4						51	175
Laura Bennett Peterson	Beat, Unrepentant Loser						1						1	344				1				1			31											33	232
Andy Promisel	Sampled Irony						1						1	1001											7											7	660
Ellen Raphaeli Y1V	Real Alien Help						1						1	41	3		3	3	3						85	2		2			1					102	102
Mark Richardson	Ardor Charms Ink						1						1	840	3		2	3	2						52	2			2	1						67	147
Kira Robbins	Risk A Ribbon						1						1	1486											1											1	4565
Stuart Rogers	Torture Grass						1						1	958					1						3		2		1							7	664
Ellen Ryan	Near Yell'n'						1						1	358	3	1	2	1	2						46											55	169
Donna Saady	A Day On Sand						1						1	1357					1						4		2									7	668
Barb Sarshik	Shark's Rabbi						1						1	565	3	2	2	5	1						39											52	172
Robert Schechter LOTY ROTY LIL	Sober Retch Retch						1						1	931	9		9	6	5						203	2	2	1	2							239	40
J. Larry Schott MIL	Cry "Hart Jolts!"						1						1	277	2	1	3		4						87	1		3								101	103
Andy Schotz	Dozy Chants						1						1	1082											4											4	1078
Fred Shuback	Fed Shark Cub						1						1	1400											7											7	671
Dave Silberstein	Verbal Densities						1						1	957	1		1	2	2						29											35	225
LOSER Rookies (debuted after Year 28) Links to Permanent Inkstains Honors	GRANOLA SMEARS	YEAR 30												CAREER
	GRANOLA SMEARS	RK	W	2	3	4	H	L	I	P	T	M	TOT	DBU	W	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	R	H	L	I	P	T	M	A	N	D	E	U	TOT	RK
Stephanie Smilay	She May Spit In Ale						1						1	1481											1											1	4812
Bill Smith	Hit B.S. Mill						1						1	814					1						13											14	418
Gina Smith	Mashing It						1						1	992											6											6	758
Pie Snelson	Sleeps In, No?						1						1	378	1		3	1	2						57	1		22								88	114
Alex Steelsmith	I Smell The Taxes						1						1	1374			1	1	1						15											18	358
Debbie Stewart	Waterbed Bites						1						1	320	1		1								23											25	291
Bill Swedish Y1V	Wished Bills						1						1	45				1							1											2	2226
Pam Sweeney	Weepy MENSA						1						1	499	10	1	7	5	4						267		1		1	2						298	32
Barrett Swink	Brews Tart Ink						1						1	775											6											6	760
Garrett Thomson	Hotter Angstrom						1						1	439											2											2	2237
William Verkuilen	I'm Weak, Null, Virile						1						1	496	1										18		3									22	308
Angus Walker	Neural Galks						1						1	961											2											2	2268
Tim Watts	Twist Mat						1						1	918											7											7	677
Roger Webb	Brew Or Beg						1						1	1484											1											1	5161
Richard Wexler	Rich x Lewd = Rare						1						1	1340											4											4	1115
Mia Wyatt	Waa! My Tit!						1						1	759											14											14	420