| YEAR 32 RANK: LOSER | GRANOLA SMEAR |
AWARDS | W | 2 | 3 | 4 | H | L | I | P | T | M | APPEAR- ANCES |
TOTAL INKS |
DEBUT WEEK |
CAREER INKS |
CAREER RANK |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1: Duncan Stevens | Unscented Vans | HOF MIL LOTY TGL | 1 | 1 | 1 | 26 | 8 | 29 | 970 | 1049 | 7 | ||||||
| 2: Jesse Frankovich | Craven Fish Jokes | HOF LOTY MIL TGL LIL | 3 | 1 | 18 | 2 | 1 | 8 | 25 | 554 | 1162 | 5 | |||||
| 3: Kevin Dopart | Deviant Pork | HOF ROTY LOTY TGL LIL | 2 | 14 | 1 | 1 | 7 | 18 | 626 | 1901 | 2 | ||||||
| 4: Chris Doyle | He Do Lyrics | HOF MIL LOTY LIL TGL | 1 | 1 | 2 | 12 | 1 | 5 | 17 | 79 | 2651 | 1 | |||||
| 5: Sam Mertens | Smartens Me | LOTY ROTY | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 12 | 5 | 16 | 1323 | 201 | 48 | |||||
| 6: Steve "Potomac" Smith | Machetes Stop Vomit | ROTY MIL LIL | 14 | 4 | 14 | 1326 | 187 | 55 | |||||||||
| 7: Jonathan Jensen | Jan Neatens John | LOTY | 12 | 7 | 12 | 1287 | 294 | 36 | |||||||||
| 8: Frank Osen | Senna Fork | HOF MIL LOTY LIL | 1 | 9 | 1 | 5 | 11 | 938 | 708 | 12 | |||||||
| 9: Judy Freed | Fey Dude Jr. | 2 | 1 | 8 | 5 | 11 | 1503 | 109 | 103 | ||||||||
| 10: Leif Picoult | Politic Fuel | 10 | 1 | 7 | 11 | 1401 | 157 | 68 | |||||||||
| 11: Gary Crockett | Try Gecko Cart | HOF ROTY LOTY | 9 | 1 | 5 | 10 | 871 | 609 | 15 | ||||||||
| 12: Tom Witte | Tome Twit | HOF Y1V RPL LIL LOTY | 5 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 6 | 10 | 7 | 1797 | 3 | ||||||
| 13: Pam Shermeyer | Hep Yammerers | MIL | 1 | 1 | 7 | 6 | 9 | 1463 | 103 | 110 | |||||||
| 14: Jeffrey Contompasis | Enjoys Office Tramps | HOF MIL LOTY | 8 | 1 | 7 | 9 | 558 | 996 | 9 | ||||||||
| 15: Jon Gearhart | Jargon Hater | LIL | 8 | 5 | 8 | 1051 | 448 | 19 | |||||||||
| 16: Roy Ashley | Horsey Lay | HOF LIL | 7 | 6 | 7 | 120 | 522 | 17 | |||||||||
| 17: Beverley Sharp | Brave Shy Leper | HOF LOTY MIL | 1 | 5 | 1 | 6 | 7 | 604 | 950 | 10 | |||||||
| 18: Mark Raffman | Frank Farm, Ma | HOF LOTY MIL LIL | 6 | 3 | 6 | 979 | 1037 | 8 | |||||||||
| 19: Lee Graham | Eagle Harm | 5 | 1 | 4 | 6 | 1162 | 108 | 104 | |||||||||
| 20: Eric Nelkin | E'er In Clink | LIL | 1 | 4 | 2 | 5 | 1286 | 103 | 112 | ||||||||
| 21: Richard Franklin | Arr! Flinch In Dark! | 1 | 3 | 1 | 3 | 5 | 1330 | 37 | 222 | ||||||||
| 22: Jon Ketzner | Not Zen-Jerk | ROTY | 5 | 3 | 5 | 1253 | 148 | 69 | |||||||||
| 23: Stuart Segal | Regal Status | Y1V | 4 | 1 | 4 | 5 | 4 | 42 | 210 | ||||||||
| 24: David Prevar | Pravda Diver | 2 | 3 | 5 | 5 | 339 | 456 | 18 | |||||||||
| 25: Craig Dykstra | Gray Rat's Dick | LOTY ROTY MIL LIL | 4 | 1 | 4 | 792 | 387 | 26 | |||||||||
| 26: Michael Stein | Alien Chemist | 1 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 1482 | 38 | 216 | |||||||||
| 27: Jeff Hazle | Elf Haj Fez | 3 | 2 | 3 | 802 | 161 | 65 | ||||||||||
| 28: Neil Kurland | Dull Ink Near | 2 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 1482 | 46 | 198 | |||||||||
| 29: Stephen Dudzik | "Puke" Zenith, DDS | HOF Y1V RPL LIL | 3 | 3 | 3 | 7 | 617 | 14 | |||||||||
| 30: Joan Witte | A Wet Joint | 1 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 1528 | 5 | 858 | |||||||||
| 31: Gregory Koch | Grey Hog Cork | 1 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 908 | 51 | 185 | |||||||||
| 32: Neal Starkman | Laments A Rank | 2 | 1 | 2 | 944 | 134 | 77 | ||||||||||
| 33: Barbara Turner | Rear-Burnt Arab | 1 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 524 | 200 | 49 | |||||||||
| 34: Kenneth Enright | Think Green Then | 2 | 2 | 2 | 1578 | 2 | 2365 | ||||||||||
| 35: Malcolm Fleschner | Calm Cells From Hen | 2 | 2 | 2 | 310 | 101 | 113 | ||||||||||
| 36: Rob Cohen | Echo-Born | 1 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 765 | 160 | 66 | |||||||||
| 37: Tim Livengood | I Vomit Golden | 2 | 2 | 2 | 485 | 13 | 458 | ||||||||||
| 38: Hildy Zampella | My Pallid Hazel | 2 | 2 | 2 | 1140 | 182 | 57 | ||||||||||
| 39: Ann Fisher | Shrine Fan | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1578 | 1 | 5425 | ||||||||||
| 40: Diana Oertel | A Lone Tirade | 1 | 1 | 1 | 967 | 27 | 281 | ||||||||||
| 41: Scott Ableman | Not Calm Beast | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1219 | 5 | 857 | ||||||||||
| 42: David Sarokin | Savor Ink, I Add | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1381 | 3 | 1485 | ||||||||||
| 43: Patrick Huss | Puckish Star | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1579 | 1 | 5426 | ||||||||||
| 44: Perry Beider | Red Berry Pie | 1 | 1 | 1 | 735 | 54 | 180 | ||||||||||
| 45: William C. Kennard | I'm A Card 'N' Ink Well | 1 | 1 | 1 | 360 | 123 | 85 | ||||||||||
| 46: Josh Feldblyum | Josh My Full Bed | 1 | 1 | 1 | 462 | 38 | 219 | ||||||||||
| 47: Luther Jett | Let Jet Thru | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1081 | 2 | 2290 | ||||||||||
| 48: Valerie Holt | Lovelier Hat | 1 | 1 | 1 | 555 | 10 | 550 | ||||||||||
| 49: Dave Zarrow | Waved Razor | Y1V RPL | 1 | 1 | 1 | 30 | 375 | 27 | |||||||||
| 50: Stephanie Martin | Interim Pheasant | 1 | 1 | 1 | 192 | 2 | 1900 | ||||||||||
| 51: John McCooey | Ye Mojo Conch | 1 | 1 | 1 | 903 | 113 | 98 | ||||||||||
| 52: Kyle Bonney | Keenly Bony | 1 | 1 | 1 | 266 | 16 | 396 | ||||||||||
| 53: David Franks | Dark Vids Fan | 1 | 1 | 1 | 447 | 21 | 324 | ||||||||||
| 54: Elliott Shevin | Loveliest Hint | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1202 | 27 | 279 | ||||||||||
| 55: Laura M. Clairmont | Ultramoral, Manic | Y1V | 1 | 1 | 1 | 50 | 18 | 372 | |||||||||
| 56: Ann Martin | Arm-Tannin' | 1 | 1 | 1 | 547 | 125 | 83 | ||||||||||
| 57: Sarah Walsh | A Shawl Rash | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1324 | 112 | 99 |