Suggestions and questions are welcome and encouraged.
| PUB DATE | WEEK | TITLE | SYNOPSIS | THEMES | LINKS TO THIS CONTEST | WINNER | LINKS TO RESULTS OF THIS CONTEST (usually published 2-4 Weeks later) |
| July 2, 1995 | 120 | SIMILE OUTRAGEOUS | Come up with inept analogies, rotten comparisons as a literary device. | ANL | Text file | Contest image | ||
| October 1, 1995 | 133 | LIKE, WOW. | Come up with funny analogies. | ANL | Text file | Contest image | ||
| February 21, 1999 | 310 | IT'S LIKE THIS | Come up with really lame analogies. | ANL | Text file | Contest image | ||
| March 18, 2007 | 705 | Simile Outrageous | Come up with funny analogies, perhaps with some 21st-century references. | ANL | Text file | ||
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