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Moonpants
(To the tune of "Moondance" by Van Morrison)
lyrics by Greg Arnold
Performed at the 2003 Flushie Awards
Well it's a marvelous week for a lim'rick
I'd be shocked if I don't win first prize.
A fantabulous week for SI shtick
Another t-shirt, I hope it's my size.
You know the Czar thinks I'm funny.
Crackin' jokes is no prob'
But this gig makes no money
Think I'll keep my day job.
Can I just have a t-shirt or a loser pen?
I want another mongoose or some beef rectum.
Well it's a marvelous week for some questions.
It's that Jeopardy contest again.
Or perhaps a few contest suggestions.
Either way, I know I'm gonna win.
Whether pictures by Staake
Or some hyphenatin'
You know I'm never a lackey
I keep mailing 'em in.
Give me those bumper stickers and some man-eating plants.
Give me most any prize except Joe Romm's underpants.
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