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STANDINGS FOR YEAR 33
03/13/2025 - 03/05/2026
Weeks 1633 - 1684

UPDATED THROUGH CONTEST WEEK 1677

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YEAR 33 RANK: LOSER GRANOLA
SMEAR		 AWARDS W 2 3 4 H L I P T M A APPEAR-
ANCES		 TOTAL
INKS		 DEBUT
WEEK		 CAREER
INKS		 CAREER
RANK
1: Jesse Frankovich Craven Fish Jokes HOF LOTY MIL TGL LIL 5 4 1 10 117 5 1 16 11 43 170 554 1511 5
2: Duncan Stevens Unscented Vans HOF MIL LOTY TGL 2 2 4 4 113 3 45 128 970 1294 6
3: Chris Doyle He Do Lyrics HOF MIL LOTY LIL TGL 3 2 2 3 80 2 11 13 1 42 117 79 2885 1
4: Kevin Dopart Deviant Pork HOF ROTY LOTY TGL LIL 4 1 5 2 84 5 9 42 110 626 2115 2
5: Mark Raffman Frank Farm, Ma HOF LOTY MIL LIL 5 3 3 5 90 36 106 979 1225 7
6: Jonathan Jensen Jan Neatens John LOTY 3 4 2 1 47 4 30 61 1287 424 23
7: Leif Picoult Politic Fuel MIL 1 2 2 2 50 1 3 33 61 1401 270 38
8: Judy Freed Fey Dude Jr. LOTY ROTY 2 2 1 45 4 2 3 24 59 1503 232 46
9: Jeffrey Contompasis Enjoys Office Tramps HOF MIL LOTY 2 2 1 50 4 26 59 558 1116 8
10: Frank Osen Senna Fork HOF MIL LOTY LIL 3 1 2 2 49 25 57 938 824 12
11: Jon Gearhart Jargon Hater HOF LIL 2 1 44 2 2 4 33 55 1051 554 18
12: Tom Witte Tome Twit HOF Y1V RPL LIL LOTY 2 2 43 5 2 30 54 7 1897 3
13: Gary Crockett Try Gecko Cart HOF ROTY LOTY 2 41 2 1 27 46 871 689 13
14: Beverley Sharp Brave Shy Leper HOF LOTY MIL 2 1 33 2 2 3 24 43 604 1040 10
15: Jon Ketzner Not Zen-Jerk ROTY 2 1 1 35 22 39 1253 219 52
16: Sam Mertens Smartens Me LOTY ROTY 3 3 30 17 36 1323 282 37
17: Neil Kurland Dull Ink Near 1 1 29 3 18 34 1482 97 120
18: Art Grinath Rag-Thin Rat 2 1 1 28 19 32 106 467 21
19: Pam Shermeyer Hep Yammerers MIL 2 28 16 30 1463 168 70
20: Jonathan Paul Oh, Plan A Jaunt 2 1 25 12 28 136 474 20
21: Steve "Potomac" Smith Machetes Stop Vomit ROTY MIL LIL 2 1 24 1 17 28 1326 238 45
22: Michael Stein Alien Chemist 2 1 22 1 18 26 1482 86 129
23: Roy Ashley Horsey Lay HOF LIL 2 24 20 26 120 579 17
24: David Prevar Pravda Diver HOF 1 11 1 8 1 2 15 24 339 503 19
25: Rob Cohen Echo-Born 1 3 1 1 17 1 16 24 765 206 53
26: Stuart Segal Regal Status Y1V 1 1 18 1 3 18 24 4 69 156
27: Stephen Dudzik "Puke" Zenith, DDS HOF Y1V RPL LIL 19 15 19 7 672 14
28: Eric Nelkin E'er In Clink LIL 1 15 11 16 1286 129 87
29: Lee Graham Eagle Harm 1 15 12 16 1162 137 77
30: Jeff Hazle Elf Haj Fez 14 10 14 802 191 60
31: Barbara Turner Rear-Burnt Arab 1 12 1 11 14 524 229 48
32: Jesse Rifkin If Inks, Jeers 1 12 11 13 1324 135 81
33: Diana Oertel A Lone Tirade 1 11 1 11 13 967 59 178
34: Jeff Shirley Fish Fly, Jeer MIL 12 8 12 1005 332 31
35: Gregory Koch Grey Hog Cork 1 1 7 2 8 11 908 73 150
36: Mike Ostapiej I Joke, I'm A Pest 1 10 10 11 767 101 117
37: Daniel Galef Leading Flea 1 9 6 10 1187 62 172
38: Jeff Rackow Jafferwock 2 7 1 9 10 1386 68 159
39: William C. Kennard I'm A Card 'N' Ink Well 8 2 9 10 360 146 74
40: Tim Watts Twist Mat 9 2 9 918 20 345
41: Malcolm Fleschner Calm Cells From Hen 1 8 5 9 310 113 106
42: Laura M. Clairmont Ultramoral, Manic Y1V 1 6 1 2 8 50 26 290
43: Brendan Beary Ran Beery Band HOF LOTY MIL LIL 1 7 3 8 195 1106 9
44: Hildy Zampella My Pallid Hazel 8 5 8 1140 193 58
45: Terri Berg Smith Grim Beer Thirst 8 8 8 1073 76 141
46: Dan Helming Hind-Leg Man 1 1 5 7 7 440 65 168
47: Rob Huffman Burn Off Ham! 7 7 7 918 264 39
48: Matt Monitto Man Tit Motto 6 1 7 7 902 186 62
49: Mia Wyatt Waa! My Tit! 6 2 6 759 24 309
50: Laurie Brink A Burlier Ink 1 1 3 1 3 6 708 101 115
51: Ben Aronin Born Inane 1 5 3 6 350 120 97
52: Bernard Brink Barn-Bred Rink 1 5 3 6 759 35 236
53: Sarah Walsh A Shawl Rash 1 5 3 6 1324 126 91
54: Debbie Stewart Waterbed Bites 1 5 3 6 320 36 232
55: Steve Honley Svelte Honey 6 3 6 447 129 88
56: David Peckarsky Vapid Dyke's Rack 2 4 5 6 1195 62 173
57: Jon Cannon A Non-NJ Con 6 6 6 1628 7 712
58: Steven Price Never Septic 5 2 5 552 45 207
59: Dan Steinbrocker Ancestor Bred Ink 5 5 5 945 30 265
60: Howard Walderman Raw and Mad Howler 5 5 5 212 230 47
61: Neal Starkman Laments A Rank 5 5 5 944 152 72
62: Mary McNamara Mr. Canary Mama 4 1 4 1222 33 244
63: Andrew Rosenberg Erred (Wrong Beans) 4 2 4 1403 14 423
64: Melissa Balmain Salable Animism 1 1 2 2 4 941 226 50
65: Ann Martin Arm-Tannin' 4 3 4 547 130 86
66: Elliott Shevin Loveliest Hint 4 3 4 1202 32 251
67: Michael Gips Magic Lips, Eh? MIL 4 3 4 509 322 33
68: Larry Rifkin Arr! Irkin' Fly! 4 4 4 1394 15 416
69: Deborah Hensley Hey! Bean Holders! 1 1 1 1 3 657 8 606
70: Craig Dykstra Gray Rat's Dick LOTY ROTY MIL LIL 1 1 1 2 3 792 398 25
71: Karen Lambert Mere Barn Talk LOTY ROTY LIL 3 2 3 1477 125 92
72: Pamela Love A Maple Vole 3 2 3 1170 26 297
73: Larry Peterson Errors Aplenty 3 2 3 1618 4 1031
74: Leslie Franson Realness of Nil 3 3 3 1553 4 1155
75: Brian Cohen Inborn Ache 3 3 3 613 65 167
76: Valerie Holt Lovelier Hat 2 1 3 3 555 13 464
77: Richard Alexander Handcar Axle Rider 3 3 3 1591 4 1156
78: Andy Bassett Beast Dynast 2 1 2 568 46 206
79: Bruce Johnson Bench Sojourn 1 1 1 2 152 11 508
80: Dave Scheiber Archived Bees 2 1 2 1490 4 1030
81: Chuck Helwig Hug, Chew, Lick 2 1 2 1274 31 257
82: Mike Hammer Harm? I'm Meek! Y1V 2 1 2 5 118 99
83: Perry Beider Red Berry Pie 2 1 2 735 58 180
84: Steve Langer Verse Tangle 2 1 2 636 50 199
85: Pam Sweeney Weepy MENSA 2 1 2 499 311 35
86: Nancy Meyer Cry, "An Enemy!" 1 1 1 2 1608 4 973
87: Sharon Neeman Sane, Harm None 2 1 2 1276 7 681
88: John Conti Notch Join 2 1 2 547 21 329
89: Russell Beland Dullness Baler HOF LIL MIL LOTY 2 1 2 73 1553 4
90: Joel Cockrell Cool Cell Jerk 2 1 2 896 8 628
91: Mark Asquino An OK Marquis 2 2 2 900 21 341
92: Jay Shuck Yuk! Has JC ROTY LOTY 2 2 2 640 222 51
93: Dave Zarrow Waved Razor Y1V RPL 2 2 2 30 379 28
94: Robyn Carlson Snarly Bronco 2 2 2 1026 43 213
95: Rick Haynes He Is Cranky 2 2 2 323 174 65
96: David McCord DVD c/o Mr. Acid 2 2 2 1184 3 1485
97: Stuart Anderson Sad Sour Entrant 1 1 2 2 1341 9 567
98: John Kupiec I Punch Joke Y1V 2 2 2 15 45 208
99: Marshall Begel Large Balls? Meh. 2 2 2 1596 4 1157
100: Steve Geist Give Testes 1 1 1 486 10 531
101: Alethea Dopart Had Pa Tolerate 1 1 1 945 6 725
102: Jane Auerbach Aha! Cajun Beer! 1 1 1 521 106 111
103: Jeff Brechlin Beef Flinch, Jr. 1 1 1 422 398 26
104: Connie Dobbins Akers Do Obscene Brains Ink? 1 1 1 1270 8 653
105: Elizabeth Ewert Let There Be A Wiz! 1 1 1 1632 1 5441
106: Jim Proulx Lo, Jr. Mixup 1 1 1 585 2 2127
107: Sandy Riccardi Dry Cardiac Sin 1 1 1 1287 10 535
108: Stephen Gilberg Gentle Pig Herbs 1 1 1 759 15 417
109: Elizabeth Kline Likeable Zenith 1 1 1 1008 12 493
110: Marc Leibert Calmer Biter 1 1 1 439 53 191
111: Michael Porcello Polemical Choler 1 1 1 1222 4 1028
112: Michael Rosen Loser Machine 1 1 1 1134 7 707
113: Paul Madigan A Pun? I Am Glad! 1 1 1 1400 2 2353
114: Rob Wolf Fowl Bro 1 1 1 763 82 134
115: Ward Kay Dark Way 1 1 1 58 131 85
116: Marty Gold A Godly Mr. T 1 1 1 1453 14 439
117: Gregory Dunn Runner Doggy Y1V 1 1 1 30 11 514
118: Jim Markisohn Him? Major Inks! 1 1 1 1646 1 5442
119: Mark Houser Harm? OK, Sure! 1 1 1 1647 1 5443
120: Alex Blackwood Cooked Wax Ball 1 1 1 1142 12 490
121: Mark Holt Oh, Mr. Talk 1 1 1 795 19 369
122: Dave Metzger Vet Grazed Me 1 1 1 1617 2 2380
123: Norm Young Mr. No-No Guy 1 1 1 1652 1 5444
124: Rebekah Bundang Banned Hug Break 1 1 1 1141 3 1482
125: Thomas A. Logan Lo-Goat Shaman 1 1 1 85 6 761
126: Jim Schaefer Fresh Ice Jam 1 1 1 1608 2 2379
127: Robin Diallo Oi! Brain Doll! 1 1 1 437 16 402
128: Alan Clark Call a Nark 1 1 1 1657 1 5445
129: David Firstman Avid Mind Farts 1 1 1 1659 1 5446
130: Howard Ausden E-Awards Hound 1 1 1 1375 4 1153
131: Dave Garratt Ravaged Tart 1 1 1 86 87 128
132: Lawrence McGuire Crueler New Magic 1 1 1 419 315 34
133: Marian Carlsson Crass Roman Nail 1 1 1 98 13 452
134: Jay Branegan Grab Any Jean 1 1 1 1660 1 5447
135: Don Weingarten A New Nerd Got In 1 1 1 1661 1 5448
136: Sally Booher Real Sly Hobo 1 1 1 131 2 1877
137: Barry Sackin Binary Racks 1 1 1 951 7 669
138: Rivka Liss-Levinson Snails Involve Risk 1 1 1 1142 15 415
139: Andrew Spitzler Lizards Rent Pew 1 1 1 59 5 878
140: Mary Olson Sly Maroon Y1V 1 1 1 38 11 507
141: Paul A. Alter Up a Lateral Y1V 1 1 1 41 27 284
142: Stephen W. Buchanan Punch The Wannabes Y1V 1 1 1 52 5 876
143: Kathy Sheeran Yanks Heather 1 1 1 1547 8 656
144: Tim Livengood I Vomit Golden 1 1 1 485 15 421
145: Felix McBundy X-Film By Dunce Y1V 1 1 1 4 5 814
146: Gynny Katon Nanny Got KY Y1V 1 1 1 4 2 1707
147: Rich Stone Rots Niche Y1V 1 1 1 4 2 1706
148: Carol McDonald Calm Cad? Lord, No! 1 1 1 1665 1 5449
149: Julia Griffin Frugal In Fiji 1 1 1 1413 3 1502
150: Chuck Smith Hit Schmuck HOF Y1V LOTY 1 1 1 6 866 11
151: Jeffrey Carl Fry Calf. Jeer. 1 1 1 120 2 1859
152: Jennifer Hart Ninth Free Jar HOF Y1V MIL LOTY 1 1 1 11 655 15
153: Jim Burger Re: Jug Brim 1 1 1 1669 1 5450
154: Tim Stanonik Mink Station 1 1 1 1670 1 5451
155: Bill Glassbrook Gas Blob or Skill? 1 1 1 69 3 1298
156: Charles P. Boyle Leprosy Bleach 1 1 1 69 5 808
157: Peter Orazem A Zero Temper 1 1 1 69 2 1799
158: Ray Keaney Yanker? Aye! 1 1 1 1672 1 5452
159: Carol Spiegel Epic Loser Gal 1 1 1 1674 1 5453
160: Mandy Worley Wryly Moaned 1 1 1 1254 3 1490
161: Steve D Vested 1 1 1 1674 1 5454
162: Fran Pfeffer Rare FFFF Pen 1 1 1 827 2 2217