YEAR 33 RANK: LOSER | GRANOLA SMEAR |
AWARDS | W | 2 | 3 | 4 | H | L | I | P | T | M | A | APPEAR- ANCES |
TOTAL INKS |
DEBUT WEEK |
CAREER INKS |
CAREER RANK |
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1: Jesse Frankovich | Craven Fish Jokes | HOF LOTY MIL TGL LIL | 2 | 1 | 5 | 48 | 4 | 7 | 3 | 18 | 70 | 554 | 1411 | 5 | ||||
2: Duncan Stevens | Unscented Vans | HOF MIL LOTY TGL | 1 | 1 | 1 | 57 | 1 | 19 | 61 | 970 | 1227 | 6 | ||||||
3: Chris Doyle | He Do Lyrics | HOF MIL LOTY LIL TGL | 2 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 30 | 1 | 3 | 7 | 1 | 18 | 47 | 79 | 2815 | 1 | ||
4: Mark Raffman | Frank Farm, Ma | HOF LOTY MIL LIL | 1 | 1 | 2 | 38 | 15 | 42 | 979 | 1161 | 7 | |||||||
5: Judy Freed | Fey Dude Jr. | LOTY ROTY | 2 | 2 | 29 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 13 | 41 | 1503 | 214 | 51 | |||||
6: Kevin Dopart | Deviant Pork | HOF ROTY LOTY TGL LIL | 1 | 1 | 1 | 31 | 4 | 17 | 38 | 626 | 2043 | 2 | ||||||
7: Jeffrey Contompasis | Enjoys Office Tramps | HOF MIL LOTY | 1 | 1 | 1 | 24 | 3 | 11 | 30 | 558 | 1087 | 9 | ||||||
8: Frank Osen | Senna Fork | HOF MIL LOTY LIL | 1 | 2 | 2 | 25 | 14 | 30 | 938 | 797 | 12 | |||||||
9: Jon Gearhart | Jargon Hater | HOF LIL | 1 | 21 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 14 | 26 | 1051 | 525 | 18 | ||||||
10: Jonathan Jensen | Jan Neatens John | LOTY | 1 | 2 | 19 | 3 | 11 | 25 | 1287 | 388 | 27 | |||||||
11: Leif Picoult | Politic Fuel | MIL | 1 | 21 | 1 | 14 | 23 | 1401 | 232 | 44 | ||||||||
12: Gary Crockett | Try Gecko Cart | HOF ROTY LOTY | 2 | 19 | 1 | 10 | 22 | 871 | 665 | 13 | ||||||||
13: Beverley Sharp | Brave Shy Leper | HOF LOTY MIL | 1 | 17 | 1 | 2 | 10 | 21 | 604 | 1018 | 10 | |||||||
14: Tom Witte | Tome Twit | HOF Y1V RPL LIL LOTY | 1 | 18 | 1 | 12 | 20 | 7 | 1863 | 3 | ||||||||
15: Sam Mertens | Smartens Me | LOTY ROTY | 2 | 3 | 13 | 7 | 18 | 1323 | 264 | 37 | ||||||||
16: Neil Kurland | Dull Ink Near | 1 | 1 | 14 | 8 | 16 | 1482 | 79 | 135 | |||||||||
17: Steve "Potomac" Smith | Machetes Stop Vomit | ROTY MIL LIL | 2 | 1 | 13 | 9 | 16 | 1326 | 226 | 47 | ||||||||
18: Jonathan Paul | Oh, Plan A Jaunt | 1 | 1 | 12 | 5 | 14 | 136 | 460 | 20 | |||||||||
19: Roy Ashley | Horsey Lay | HOF LIL | 13 | 10 | 13 | 120 | 566 | 17 | ||||||||||
20: Jon Ketzner | Not Zen-Jerk | ROTY | 2 | 1 | 10 | 11 | 13 | 1253 | 193 | 56 | ||||||||
21: Pam Shermeyer | Hep Yammerers | MIL | 12 | 6 | 12 | 1463 | 150 | 71 | ||||||||||
22: Lee Graham | Eagle Harm | 1 | 9 | 6 | 10 | 1162 | 131 | 83 | ||||||||||
23: Jeff Hazle | Elf Haj Fez | 10 | 7 | 10 | 802 | 187 | 61 | |||||||||||
24: Stephen Dudzik | "Puke" Zenith, DDS | HOF Y1V RPL LIL | 10 | 8 | 10 | 7 | 663 | 14 | ||||||||||
25: Tim Watts | Twist Mat | 9 | 2 | 9 | 918 | 20 | 343 | |||||||||||
26: Michael Stein | Alien Chemist | 9 | 5 | 9 | 1482 | 69 | 153 | |||||||||||
27: Jeff Shirley | Fish Fly, Jeer | MIL | 9 | 5 | 9 | 1005 | 329 | 31 | ||||||||||
28: David Prevar | Pravda Diver | 2 | 5 | 1 | 1 | 6 | 9 | 339 | 488 | 19 | ||||||||
29: Stuart Segal | Regal Status | Y1V | 1 | 1 | 6 | 1 | 8 | 9 | 4 | 54 | 187 | |||||||
30: Laura M. Clairmont | Ultramoral, Manic | Y1V | 1 | 6 | 1 | 2 | 8 | 50 | 26 | 289 | ||||||||
31: Art Grinath | Rag-Thin Rat | 1 | 7 | 7 | 8 | 106 | 443 | 21 | ||||||||||
32: Rob Cohen | Echo-Born | 1 | 1 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 765 | 190 | 58 | |||||||||
33: Diana Oertel | A Lone Tirade | 1 | 6 | 5 | 7 | 967 | 53 | 189 | ||||||||||
34: Eric Nelkin | E'er In Clink | LIL | 7 | 5 | 7 | 1286 | 120 | 96 | ||||||||||
35: Mia Wyatt | Waa! My Tit! | 6 | 2 | 6 | 759 | 24 | 309 | |||||||||||
36: Laurie Brink | A Burlier Ink | 1 | 1 | 3 | 1 | 3 | 6 | 708 | 101 | 115 | ||||||||
37: Jesse Rifkin | If Inks, Jeers | 6 | 5 | 6 | 1324 | 128 | 87 | |||||||||||
38: Bernard Brink | Barn-Bred Rink | 1 | 4 | 2 | 5 | 759 | 34 | 239 | ||||||||||
39: Steven Price | Never Septic | 5 | 2 | 5 | 552 | 45 | 207 | |||||||||||
40: Barbara Turner | Rear-Burnt Arab | 4 | 1 | 3 | 5 | 524 | 220 | 50 | ||||||||||
41: Jeff Rackow | Jafferwock | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 1386 | 63 | 168 | ||||||||||
42: Mary McNamara | Mr. Canary Mama | 4 | 1 | 4 | 1222 | 33 | 244 | |||||||||||
43: Andrew Rosenberg | Erred (Wrong Beans) | 4 | 2 | 4 | 1403 | 14 | 420 | |||||||||||
44: Hildy Zampella | My Pallid Hazel | 4 | 2 | 4 | 1140 | 189 | 59 | |||||||||||
45: Debbie Stewart | Waterbed Bites | 1 | 3 | 2 | 4 | 320 | 34 | 240 | ||||||||||
46: Gregory Koch | Grey Hog Cork | 1 | 2 | 1 | 3 | 4 | 908 | 66 | 163 | |||||||||
47: David Peckarsky | Vapid Dyke's Rack | 1 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 1195 | 60 | 172 | ||||||||||
48: William C. Kennard | I'm A Card 'N' Ink Well | 3 | 1 | 4 | 4 | 360 | 140 | 75 | ||||||||||
49: Howard Walderman | Raw and Mad Howler | 4 | 4 | 4 | 212 | 229 | 46 | |||||||||||
50: Deborah Hensley | Hey! Bean Holders! | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 657 | 8 | 605 | |||||||||
51: Craig Dykstra | Gray Rat's Dick | LOTY ROTY MIL LIL | 1 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 792 | 398 | 24 | ||||||||
52: Karen Lambert | Mere Barn Talk | LOTY ROTY LIL | 3 | 2 | 3 | 1477 | 125 | 89 | ||||||||||
53: Pamela Love | A Maple Vole | 3 | 2 | 3 | 1170 | 26 | 297 | |||||||||||
54: Rob Huffman | Burn Off Ham! | 3 | 3 | 3 | 918 | 260 | 38 | |||||||||||
55: Mike Ostapiej | I Joke, I'm A Pest | 3 | 3 | 3 | 767 | 93 | 120 | |||||||||||
56: Andy Bassett | Beast Dynast | 2 | 1 | 2 | 568 | 46 | 206 | |||||||||||
57: Bruce Johnson | Bench Sojourn | 1 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 152 | 11 | 506 | ||||||||||
58: Dave Scheiber | Archived Bees | 2 | 1 | 2 | 1490 | 4 | 1026 | |||||||||||
59: Chuck Helwig | Hug, Chew, Lick | 2 | 1 | 2 | 1274 | 31 | 256 | |||||||||||
60: Mike Hammer | Harm? I'm Meek! | Y1V | 2 | 1 | 2 | 5 | 118 | 98 | ||||||||||
61: Perry Beider | Red Berry Pie | 2 | 1 | 2 | 735 | 58 | 177 | |||||||||||
62: Steve Langer | Verse Tangle | 2 | 1 | 2 | 636 | 50 | 199 | |||||||||||
63: Pam Sweeney | Weepy MENSA | 2 | 1 | 2 | 499 | 311 | 35 | |||||||||||
64: Dan Helming | Hind-Leg Man | 1 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 440 | 60 | 173 | ||||||||||
65: Leslie Franson | Realness of Nil | 2 | 2 | 2 | 1553 | 3 | 1500 | |||||||||||
66: Larry Rifkin | Arr! Irkin' Fly! | 2 | 2 | 2 | 1394 | 13 | 450 | |||||||||||
67: Dan Steinbrocker | Ancestor Bred Ink | 2 | 2 | 2 | 945 | 27 | 286 | |||||||||||
68: Brian Cohen | Inborn Ache | 2 | 2 | 2 | 613 | 64 | 165 | |||||||||||
69: Malcolm Fleschner | Calm Cells From Hen | 1 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 310 | 106 | 110 | ||||||||||
70: Mark Asquino | An OK Marquis | 1 | 1 | 1 | 900 | 20 | 353 | |||||||||||
71: Steve Geist | Give Testes | 1 | 1 | 1 | 486 | 10 | 531 | |||||||||||
72: Alethea Dopart | Had Pa Tolerate | 1 | 1 | 1 | 945 | 6 | 721 | |||||||||||
73: Jane Auerbach | Aha! Cajun Beer! | 1 | 1 | 1 | 521 | 106 | 111 | |||||||||||
74: Jay Shuck | Yuk! Has JC | ROTY LOTY | 1 | 1 | 1 | 640 | 221 | 49 | ||||||||||
75: Jeff Brechlin | Beef Flinch, Jr. | 1 | 1 | 1 | 422 | 398 | 25 | |||||||||||
76: Connie Dobbins Akers | Do Obscene Brains Ink? | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1270 | 8 | 651 | |||||||||||
77: Elizabeth Ewert | Let There Be A Wiz! | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1632 | 1 | 5441 | |||||||||||
78: Jim Proulx | Lo, Jr. Mixup | 1 | 1 | 1 | 585 | 2 | 2114 | |||||||||||
79: Sandy Riccardi | Dry Cardiac Sin | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1287 | 10 | 535 | |||||||||||
80: Stephen Gilberg | Gentle Pig Herbs | 1 | 1 | 1 | 759 | 15 | 415 | |||||||||||
81: Ben Aronin | Born Inane | 1 | 1 | 1 | 350 | 115 | 102 | |||||||||||
82: Dave Zarrow | Waved Razor | Y1V RPL | 1 | 1 | 1 | 30 | 378 | 28 | ||||||||||
83: Elizabeth Kline | Likeable Zenith | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1008 | 12 | 492 | |||||||||||
84: Marc Leibert | Calmer Biter | 1 | 1 | 1 | 439 | 53 | 190 | |||||||||||
85: Michael Porcello | Polemical Choler | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1222 | 4 | 1024 | |||||||||||
86: Michael Rosen | Loser Machine | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1134 | 7 | 703 | |||||||||||
87: Paul Madigan | A Pun? I Am Glad! | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1400 | 2 | 2342 | |||||||||||
88: Rob Wolf | Fowl Bro | 1 | 1 | 1 | 763 | 82 | 132 | |||||||||||
89: Ward Kay | Dark Way | 1 | 1 | 1 | 58 | 131 | 84 | |||||||||||
90: Marty Gold | A Godly Mr. T | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1453 | 14 | 438 | |||||||||||
91: Robyn Carlson | Snarly Bronco | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1026 | 42 | 215 | |||||||||||
92: Rick Haynes | He Is Cranky | 1 | 1 | 1 | 323 | 173 | 65 | |||||||||||
93: Sarah Walsh | A Shawl Rash | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1324 | 121 | 94 | |||||||||||
94: Brendan Beary | Ran Beery Band | HOF LOTY MIL LIL | 1 | 1 | 1 | 195 | 1099 | 8 | ||||||||||
95: Neal Starkman | Laments A Rank | 1 | 1 | 1 | 944 | 148 | 72 | |||||||||||
96: Terri Berg Smith | Grim Beer Thirst | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1073 | 69 | 154 | |||||||||||
97: Valerie Holt | Lovelier Hat | 1 | 1 | 1 | 555 | 11 | 516 | |||||||||||
98: Gregory Dunn | Runner Doggy | Y1V | 1 | 1 | 1 | 30 | 11 | 512 | ||||||||||
99: Jim Markisohn | Him? Major Inks! | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1646 | 1 | 5442 | |||||||||||
100: Richard Alexander | Handcar Axle Rider | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1591 | 2 | 2369 | |||||||||||
101: Jon Cannon | A Non-NJ Con | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1628 | 2 | 2371 | |||||||||||
102: Mark Houser | Harm? OK, Sure! | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1647 | 1 | 5443 | |||||||||||
103: David McCord | DVD c/o Mr. Acid | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1184 | 2 | 2311 | |||||||||||
104: Matt Monitto | Man Tit Motto | 1 | 1 | 1 | 902 | 180 | 64 | |||||||||||
105: Alex Blackwood | Cooked Wax Ball | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1142 | 12 | 489 |