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STANDINGS FOR YEAR 33

03/13/2025 - 03/05/2026
Weeks 1633 - 1684

UPDATED THROUGH CONTEST WEEK 1651

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YEAR 33 RANK: LOSER GRANOLA
SMEAR
AWARDS W 2 3 4 H L I P T M A APPEAR-
ANCES
TOTAL
INKS
DEBUT
WEEK
CAREER
INKS
CAREER
RANK
1: Jesse Frankovich Craven Fish Jokes HOF LOTY MIL TGL LIL 2 1 5 48 4 7 3 18 70 554 1411 5
2: Duncan Stevens Unscented Vans HOF MIL LOTY TGL 1 1 1 57 1 19 61 970 1227 6
3: Chris Doyle He Do Lyrics HOF MIL LOTY LIL TGL 2 1 1 1 30 1 3 7 1 18 47 79 2815 1
4: Mark Raffman Frank Farm, Ma HOF LOTY MIL LIL 1 1 2 38 15 42 979 1161 7
5: Judy Freed Fey Dude Jr. LOTY ROTY 2 2 29 4 2 2 13 41 1503 214 51
6: Kevin Dopart Deviant Pork HOF ROTY LOTY TGL LIL 1 1 1 31 4 17 38 626 2043 2
7: Jeffrey Contompasis Enjoys Office Tramps HOF MIL LOTY 1 1 1 24 3 11 30 558 1087 9
8: Frank Osen Senna Fork HOF MIL LOTY LIL 1 2 2 25 14 30 938 797 12
9: Jon Gearhart Jargon Hater HOF LIL 1 21 1 1 2 14 26 1051 525 18
10: Jonathan Jensen Jan Neatens John LOTY 1 2 19 3 11 25 1287 388 27
11: Leif Picoult Politic Fuel MIL 1 21 1 14 23 1401 232 44
12: Gary Crockett Try Gecko Cart HOF ROTY LOTY 2 19 1 10 22 871 665 13
13: Beverley Sharp Brave Shy Leper HOF LOTY MIL 1 17 1 2 10 21 604 1018 10
14: Tom Witte Tome Twit HOF Y1V RPL LIL LOTY 1 18 1 12 20 7 1863 3
15: Sam Mertens Smartens Me LOTY ROTY 2 3 13 7 18 1323 264 37
16: Neil Kurland Dull Ink Near 1 1 14 8 16 1482 79 135
17: Steve "Potomac" Smith Machetes Stop Vomit ROTY MIL LIL 2 1 13 9 16 1326 226 47
18: Jonathan Paul Oh, Plan A Jaunt 1 1 12 5 14 136 460 20
19: Roy Ashley Horsey Lay HOF LIL 13 10 13 120 566 17
20: Jon Ketzner Not Zen-Jerk ROTY 2 1 10 11 13 1253 193 56
21: Pam Shermeyer Hep Yammerers MIL 12 6 12 1463 150 71
22: Lee Graham Eagle Harm 1 9 6 10 1162 131 83
23: Jeff Hazle Elf Haj Fez 10 7 10 802 187 61
24: Stephen Dudzik "Puke" Zenith, DDS HOF Y1V RPL LIL 10 8 10 7 663 14
25: Tim Watts Twist Mat 9 2 9 918 20 343
26: Michael Stein Alien Chemist 9 5 9 1482 69 153
27: Jeff Shirley Fish Fly, Jeer MIL 9 5 9 1005 329 31
28: David Prevar Pravda Diver 2 5 1 1 6 9 339 488 19
29: Stuart Segal Regal Status Y1V 1 1 6 1 8 9 4 54 187
30: Laura M. Clairmont Ultramoral, Manic Y1V 1 6 1 2 8 50 26 289
31: Art Grinath Rag-Thin Rat 1 7 7 8 106 443 21
32: Rob Cohen Echo-Born 1 1 6 7 8 765 190 58
33: Diana Oertel A Lone Tirade 1 6 5 7 967 53 189
34: Eric Nelkin E'er In Clink LIL 7 5 7 1286 120 96
35: Mia Wyatt Waa! My Tit! 6 2 6 759 24 309
36: Laurie Brink A Burlier Ink 1 1 3 1 3 6 708 101 115
37: Jesse Rifkin If Inks, Jeers 6 5 6 1324 128 87
38: Bernard Brink Barn-Bred Rink 1 4 2 5 759 34 239
39: Steven Price Never Septic 5 2 5 552 45 207
40: Barbara Turner Rear-Burnt Arab 4 1 3 5 524 220 50
41: Jeff Rackow Jafferwock 2 3 4 5 1386 63 168
42: Mary McNamara Mr. Canary Mama 4 1 4 1222 33 244
43: Andrew Rosenberg Erred (Wrong Beans) 4 2 4 1403 14 420
44: Hildy Zampella My Pallid Hazel 4 2 4 1140 189 59
45: Debbie Stewart Waterbed Bites 1 3 2 4 320 34 240
46: Gregory Koch Grey Hog Cork 1 2 1 3 4 908 66 163
47: David Peckarsky Vapid Dyke's Rack 1 3 3 4 1195 60 172
48: William C. Kennard I'm A Card 'N' Ink Well 3 1 4 4 360 140 75
49: Howard Walderman Raw and Mad Howler 4 4 4 212 229 46
50: Deborah Hensley Hey! Bean Holders! 1 1 1 1 3 657 8 605
51: Craig Dykstra Gray Rat's Dick LOTY ROTY MIL LIL 1 1 1 2 3 792 398 24
52: Karen Lambert Mere Barn Talk LOTY ROTY LIL 3 2 3 1477 125 89
53: Pamela Love A Maple Vole 3 2 3 1170 26 297
54: Rob Huffman Burn Off Ham! 3 3 3 918 260 38
55: Mike Ostapiej I Joke, I'm A Pest 3 3 3 767 93 120
56: Andy Bassett Beast Dynast 2 1 2 568 46 206
57: Bruce Johnson Bench Sojourn 1 1 1 2 152 11 506
58: Dave Scheiber Archived Bees 2 1 2 1490 4 1026
59: Chuck Helwig Hug, Chew, Lick 2 1 2 1274 31 256
60: Mike Hammer Harm? I'm Meek! Y1V 2 1 2 5 118 98
61: Perry Beider Red Berry Pie 2 1 2 735 58 177
62: Steve Langer Verse Tangle 2 1 2 636 50 199
63: Pam Sweeney Weepy MENSA 2 1 2 499 311 35
64: Dan Helming Hind-Leg Man 1 1 2 2 440 60 173
65: Leslie Franson Realness of Nil 2 2 2 1553 3 1500
66: Larry Rifkin Arr! Irkin' Fly! 2 2 2 1394 13 450
67: Dan Steinbrocker Ancestor Bred Ink 2 2 2 945 27 286
68: Brian Cohen Inborn Ache 2 2 2 613 64 165
69: Malcolm Fleschner Calm Cells From Hen 1 1 2 2 310 106 110
70: Mark Asquino An OK Marquis 1 1 1 900 20 353
71: Steve Geist Give Testes 1 1 1 486 10 531
72: Alethea Dopart Had Pa Tolerate 1 1 1 945 6 721
73: Jane Auerbach Aha! Cajun Beer! 1 1 1 521 106 111
74: Jay Shuck Yuk! Has JC ROTY LOTY 1 1 1 640 221 49
75: Jeff Brechlin Beef Flinch, Jr. 1 1 1 422 398 25
76: Connie Dobbins Akers Do Obscene Brains Ink? 1 1 1 1270 8 651
77: Elizabeth Ewert Let There Be A Wiz! 1 1 1 1632 1 5441
78: Jim Proulx Lo, Jr. Mixup 1 1 1 585 2 2114
79: Sandy Riccardi Dry Cardiac Sin 1 1 1 1287 10 535
80: Stephen Gilberg Gentle Pig Herbs 1 1 1 759 15 415
81: Ben Aronin Born Inane 1 1 1 350 115 102
82: Dave Zarrow Waved Razor Y1V RPL 1 1 1 30 378 28
83: Elizabeth Kline Likeable Zenith 1 1 1 1008 12 492
84: Marc Leibert Calmer Biter 1 1 1 439 53 190
85: Michael Porcello Polemical Choler 1 1 1 1222 4 1024
86: Michael Rosen Loser Machine 1 1 1 1134 7 703
87: Paul Madigan A Pun? I Am Glad! 1 1 1 1400 2 2342
88: Rob Wolf Fowl Bro 1 1 1 763 82 132
89: Ward Kay Dark Way 1 1 1 58 131 84
90: Marty Gold A Godly Mr. T 1 1 1 1453 14 438
91: Robyn Carlson Snarly Bronco 1 1 1 1026 42 215
92: Rick Haynes He Is Cranky 1 1 1 323 173 65
93: Sarah Walsh A Shawl Rash 1 1 1 1324 121 94
94: Brendan Beary Ran Beery Band HOF LOTY MIL LIL 1 1 1 195 1099 8
95: Neal Starkman Laments A Rank 1 1 1 944 148 72
96: Terri Berg Smith Grim Beer Thirst 1 1 1 1073 69 154
97: Valerie Holt Lovelier Hat 1 1 1 555 11 516
98: Gregory Dunn Runner Doggy Y1V 1 1 1 30 11 512
99: Jim Markisohn Him? Major Inks! 1 1 1 1646 1 5442
100: Richard Alexander Handcar Axle Rider 1 1 1 1591 2 2369
101: Jon Cannon A Non-NJ Con 1 1 1 1628 2 2371
102: Mark Houser Harm? OK, Sure! 1 1 1 1647 1 5443
103: David McCord DVD c/o Mr. Acid 1 1 1 1184 2 2311
104: Matt Monitto Man Tit Motto 1 1 1 902 180 64
105: Alex Blackwood Cooked Wax Ball 1 1 1 1142 12 489