| YEAR 34 RANK: LOSER | GRANOLA SMEAR |
AWARDS | W | 2 | 3 | 4 | H | L | I | P | T | M | APPEAR- ANCES |
TOTAL INKS |
DEBUT WEEK |
CAREER INKS |
CAREER RANK |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1: Jesse Frankovich | Craven Fish Jokes | HOF LOTY MIL TGL LIL | 3 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 32 | 1 | 2 | 6 | 11 | 48 | 554 | 1594 | 4 | ||
| 2: Duncan Stevens | Unscented Vans | HOF MIL LOTY TGL | 1 | 1 | 1 | 24 | 11 | 27 | 970 | 1336 | 6 | ||||||
| 3: Judy Freed | Fey Dude Jr. | LOTY ROTY | 1 | 1 | 2 | 21 | 8 | 25 | 1503 | 265 | 40 | ||||||
| 4: Gary Crockett | Try Gecko Cart | HOF ROTY LOTY | 1 | 1 | 1 | 17 | 9 | 20 | 871 | 719 | 13 | ||||||
| 5: Chris Doyle | He Do Lyrics | HOF MIL LOTY LIL TGL | 1 | 14 | 3 | 1 | 10 | 19 | 79 | 2917 | 1 | ||||||
| 6: Kevin Dopart | Deviant Pork | HOF ROTY LOTY TGL LIL | 1 | 15 | 1 | 1 | 9 | 18 | 626 | 2151 | 2 | ||||||
| 7: Frank Osen | Senna Fork | HOF MIL LOTY LIL | 2 | 1 | 1 | 12 | 1 | 5 | 17 | 938 | 848 | 12 | |||||
| 8: Leif Picoult | Politic Fuel | MIL LOTY | 1 | 2 | 13 | 7 | 16 | 1401 | 295 | 37 | |||||||
| 9: Jonathan Jensen | Jan Neatens John | LOTY | 14 | 7 | 14 | 1287 | 444 | 22 | |||||||||
| 10: Jonathan Paul | Oh, Plan A Jaunt | 1 | 1 | 2 | 10 | 7 | 14 | 136 | 499 | 20 | |||||||
| 11: Jeffrey Contompasis | Enjoys Office Tramps | HOF MIL LOTY | 10 | 2 | 1 | 7 | 13 | 558 | 1138 | 8 | |||||||
| 12: Mark Raffman | Frank Farm, Ma | HOF LOTY MIL LIL | 1 | 9 | 1 | 8 | 11 | 979 | 1249 | 7 | |||||||
| 13: Art Grinath | Rag-Thin Rat | MIL | 1 | 8 | 1 | 4 | 10 | 106 | 480 | 21 | |||||||
| 14: Pam Shermeyer | Hep Yammerers | MIL | 1 | 1 | 8 | 6 | 10 | 1463 | 186 | 63 | |||||||
| 15: Karen Lambert | Mere Barn Talk | LOTY ROTY LIL | 9 | 4 | 9 | 1477 | 134 | 83 | |||||||||
| 16: Stephen Dudzik | "Puke" Zenith, DDS | HOF Y1V RPL LIL | 1 | 7 | 1 | 6 | 9 | 7 | 683 | 14 | |||||||
| 17: Michael Gips | Magic Lips, Eh? | MIL | 8 | 3 | 8 | 509 | 330 | 32 | |||||||||
| 18: Jon Gearhart | Jargon Hater | HOF LIL LOTY | 7 | 1 | 5 | 8 | 1051 | 568 | 18 | ||||||||
| 19: Neil Kurland | Dull Ink Near | 1 | 6 | 1 | 6 | 8 | 1482 | 110 | 110 | ||||||||
| 20: Tom Witte | Tome Twit | HOF Y1V RPL LIL LOTY | 1 | 6 | 1 | 6 | 8 | 7 | 1916 | 3 | |||||||
| 21: Jesse Rifkin | If Inks, Jeers | 7 | 4 | 7 | 1324 | 145 | 76 | ||||||||||
| 22: Gregory Koch | Grey Hog Cork | 2 | 5 | 5 | 7 | 908 | 82 | 137 | |||||||||
| 23: David Prevar | Pravda Diver | HOF | 4 | 3 | 6 | 7 | 339 | 517 | 19 | ||||||||
| 24: Donald Norum | A London Drum | 1 | 5 | 2 | 6 | 1455 | 28 | 275 | |||||||||
| 25: Sam Mertens | Smartens Me | LOTY ROTY MIL LIL | 6 | 2 | 6 | 1323 | 292 | 38 | |||||||||
| 26: Daniel Galef | Leading Flea | 6 | 2 | 6 | 1187 | 68 | 159 | ||||||||||
| 27: Laurie Brink | A Burlier Ink | 6 | 2 | 6 | 708 | 107 | 111 | ||||||||||
| 28: Mia Wyatt | Waa! My Tit! | 1 | 5 | 2 | 6 | 759 | 30 | 264 | |||||||||
| 29: Lee Graham | Eagle Harm | 2 | 4 | 4 | 6 | 1162 | 146 | 75 | |||||||||
| 30: Stuart Segal | Regal Status | Y1V | 5 | 1 | 6 | 6 | 4 | 78 | 142 | ||||||||
| 31: Barbara Turner | Rear-Burnt Arab | 1 | 4 | 3 | 5 | 524 | 236 | 47 | |||||||||
| 32: Roy Ashley | Horsey Lay | HOF LIL | 1 | 3 | 1 | 4 | 5 | 120 | 585 | 17 | |||||||
| 33: Jon Ketzner | Not Zen-Jerk | ROTY | 5 | 5 | 5 | 1253 | 230 | 48 | |||||||||
| 34: Bernard Brink | Barn-Bred Rink | 4 | 2 | 4 | 759 | 39 | 219 | ||||||||||
| 35: Mary McNamara | Mr. Canary Mama | 4 | 2 | 4 | 1222 | 37 | 225 | ||||||||||
| 36: Pamela Love | A Maple Vole | 4 | 2 | 4 | 1170 | 30 | 266 | ||||||||||
| 37: Michael Stein | Alien Chemist | 4 | 3 | 4 | 1482 | 92 | 123 | ||||||||||
| 38: Eric Nelkin | E'er In Clink | LIL | 3 | 1 | 4 | 4 | 1286 | 135 | 82 | ||||||||
| 39: John Winant | John Want In | 3 | 1 | 3 | 863 | 26 | 294 | ||||||||||
| 40: Seth Christenfeld | Deflects Her Hints | 3 | 1 | 3 | 1207 | 14 | 425 | ||||||||||
| 41: David Peckarsky | Vapid Dyke's Rack | 3 | 2 | 3 | 1195 | 65 | 170 | ||||||||||
| 42: Perry Beider | Red Berry Pie | 3 | 2 | 3 | 735 | 61 | 177 | ||||||||||
| 43: Randy Lee | Yale Nerd | MIL | 3 | 2 | 3 | 605 | 120 | 98 | |||||||||
| 44: Sarah Walsh | A Shawl Rash | 3 | 2 | 3 | 1324 | 130 | 89 | ||||||||||
| 45: Steven Price | Never Septic | 3 | 2 | 3 | 552 | 48 | 201 | ||||||||||
| 46: Steve "Potomac" Smith | Machetes Stop Vomit | ROTY MIL LIL | 3 | 2 | 3 | 1326 | 241 | 46 | |||||||||
| 47: Brian Cohen | Inborn Ache | 3 | 2 | 3 | 613 | 68 | 161 | ||||||||||
| 48: William C. Kennard | I'm A Card 'N' Ink Well | 1 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 360 | 150 | 73 | |||||||||
| 49: Jeff Rackow | Jafferwock | 3 | 3 | 3 | 1386 | 74 | 149 | ||||||||||
| 50: Jennifer Hart | Ninth Free Jar | HOF Y1V MIL LOTY | 2 | 1 | 2 | 11 | 659 | 15 | |||||||||
| 51: Malcolm Fleschner | Calm Cells From Hen | 1 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 310 | 115 | 102 | |||||||||
| 52: Byron Miller | Mr. Bill On Rye | 2 | 1 | 2 | 1386 | 14 | 430 | ||||||||||
| 53: Matt Monitto | Man Tit Motto | 2 | 1 | 2 | 902 | 188 | 62 | ||||||||||
| 54: Steve Honley | Svelte Honey | 2 | 1 | 2 | 447 | 131 | 87 | ||||||||||
| 55: Jonathan Hardis | Had a Short Ninja | 1 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 907 | 78 | 139 | |||||||||
| 56: Diana Oertel | A Lone Tirade | 2 | 2 | 2 | 967 | 61 | 175 | ||||||||||
| 57: Rob Cohen | Echo-Born | 2 | 2 | 2 | 765 | 213 | 53 | ||||||||||
| 58: Beverley Sharp | Brave Shy Leper | HOF LOTY MIL LIL | 2 | 2 | 2 | 604 | 1047 | 10 | |||||||||
| 59: Jeff Shirley | Fish Fly, Jeer | MIL | 2 | 2 | 2 | 1005 | 334 | 31 | |||||||||
| 60: Rob Huffman | Burn Off Ham! | 2 | 2 | 2 | 918 | 272 | 39 | ||||||||||
| 61: Frank Stanonik | Frank Inks A Ton | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1683 | 1 | 5461 | ||||||||||
| 62: Bill Jacobs | I Call Job B.S. | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1557 | 3 | 1513 | ||||||||||
| 63: Jon Cannon | A Non-NJ Con | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1628 | 9 | 601 | ||||||||||
| 64: Jean Sorensen | Non-Sane Jeers | MIL | 1 | 1 | 1 | 75 | 299 | 36 | |||||||||
| 65: Kevin Cuddihy | Chunky Divide | Y1V | 1 | 1 | 1 | 13 | 100 | 119 | |||||||||
| 66: Meg Sullivan | Slaving Mule | Y1V LIL | 1 | 1 | 1 | 14 | 184 | 64 | |||||||||
| 67: Russell Beland | Dullness Baler | HOF LIL MIL LOTY | 1 | 1 | 1 | 73 | 1556 | 5 | |||||||||
| 68: Tom O'Connor | No Cot Moron | 1 | 1 | 1 | 382 | 2 | 2023 | ||||||||||
| 69: Trevor Stone Irvin | Invite Snort Rover | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1685 | 1 | 5462 | ||||||||||
| 70: Allen R. Breon | Learn Nobler | 1 | 1 | 1 | 86 | 13 | 448 | ||||||||||
| 71: Larry Carnahan | "Ran a Clan" Harry | 1 | 1 | 1 | 551 | 15 | 423 | ||||||||||
| 72: Noah Meyerson | Honey Moaners | Y1V | 1 | 1 | 1 | 46 | 28 | 282 | |||||||||
| 73: Dan Helming | Hind-Leg Man | 1 | 1 | 1 | 440 | 66 | 169 | ||||||||||
| 74: Jeff Hazle | Elf Haj Fez | 1 | 1 | 1 | 802 | 195 | 59 | ||||||||||
| 75: Lori Wike | Wilier, OK? | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1688 | 1 | 5463 | ||||||||||
| 76: Maja Keech | Make JC A He | 1 | 1 | 1 | 192 | 32 | 255 | ||||||||||
| 77: Neal Roach | Oracle? Nah. | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1688 | 1 | 5464 | ||||||||||
| 78: Seth Tucker | Utters "Heck!" | 1 | 1 | 1 | 866 | 61 | 174 | ||||||||||
| 79: Andrew Rosenberg | Erred (Wrong Beans) | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1403 | 15 | 411 | ||||||||||
| 80: April Musser Brand | Bride Spurns Alarm | 1 | 1 | 1 | 462 | 14 | 440 | ||||||||||
| 81: Ben Aronin | Born Inane | 1 | 1 | 1 | 350 | 121 | 97 | ||||||||||
| 82: Beth Ketzner | The Benz Trek | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1690 | 1 | 5465 | ||||||||||
| 83: Hildy Zampella | My Pallid Hazel | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1140 | 199 | 55 | ||||||||||
| 84: Jeff Loren | O.J. Elf Fern | 1 | 1 | 1 | 814 | 32 | 251 | ||||||||||
| 85: John Doucette | Donut-Jet Echo | 1 | 1 | 1 | 647 | 3 | 1423 | ||||||||||
| 86: Larry Rifkin | Arr! Irkin' Fly! | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1394 | 16 | 403 | ||||||||||
| 87: Mike Hammer | Harm? I'm Meek! | Y1V | 1 | 1 | 1 | 5 | 119 | 99 | |||||||||
| 88: Pam Sweeney | Weepy MENSA | 1 | 1 | 1 | 499 | 312 | 35 | ||||||||||
| 89: Becky Foster | Oft By Creeks | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1455 | 4 | 1033 | ||||||||||
| 90: Stephen Gilberg | Gentle Pig Herbs | 1 | 1 | 1 | 759 | 16 | 405 | ||||||||||
| 91: Tim Watts | Twist Mat | 1 | 1 | 1 | 918 | 21 | 329 | ||||||||||
| 92: Dave Zarrow | Waved Razor | Y1V RPL | 1 | 1 | 1 | 30 | 380 | 28 | |||||||||
| 93: Harvey Smith | Mr. Heavy Shit | 1 | 1 | 1 | 572 | 69 | 158 | ||||||||||
| 94: Neal Starkman | Laments A Rank | 1 | 1 | 1 | 944 | 155 | 72 | ||||||||||
| 95: Rivka Liss-Levinson | Snails Involve Risk | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1142 | 16 | 402 | ||||||||||
| 96: Suzanne Fregly | Slay Fez Gunner | 1 | 1 | 1 | 240 | 2 | 1938 | ||||||||||
| 97: Terri Berg Smith | Grim Beer Thirst | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1073 | 78 | 141 | ||||||||||
| 98: Richard Wexler | Rich x Lewd = Rare | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1340 | 12 | 492 |