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STANDINGS FOR YEAR 33
03/13/2025 - 03/05/2026
Weeks 1633 - 1684

UPDATED THROUGH CONTEST WEEK 1683

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YEAR 33 RANK: LOSER GRANOLA
SMEAR		 AWARDS W 2 3 4 H L I P T M A APPEAR-
ANCES		 TOTAL
INKS		 DEBUT
WEEK		 CAREER
INKS		 CAREER
RANK
1: Jesse Frankovich Craven Fish Jokes HOF LOTY MIL TGL LIL 6 6 3 11 135 6 1 20 13 1 48 202 554 1543 5
2: Duncan Stevens Unscented Vans HOF MIL LOTY TGL 2 2 5 6 123 3 50 141 970 1307 6
3: Chris Doyle He Do Lyrics HOF MIL LOTY LIL TGL 3 2 2 3 92 2 12 13 1 46 130 79 2898 1
4: Kevin Dopart Deviant Pork HOF ROTY LOTY TGL LIL 4 1 5 2 98 6 11 48 127 626 2132 2
5: Mark Raffman Frank Farm, Ma HOF LOTY MIL LIL 6 3 4 5 100 41 118 979 1237 7
6: Leif Picoult Politic Fuel MIL LOTY 2 2 2 2 56 1 3 38 68 1401 277 38
7: Jeffrey Contompasis Enjoys Office Tramps HOF MIL LOTY 2 3 1 57 4 31 67 558 1124 8
8: Jonathan Jensen Jan Neatens John LOTY 3 4 2 1 53 4 35 67 1287 430 23
9: Judy Freed Fey Dude Jr. LOTY ROTY 2 2 1 51 4 2 3 28 65 1503 238 45
10: Frank Osen Senna Fork HOF MIL LOTY LIL 4 1 2 2 54 29 63 938 830 12
11: Tom Witte Tome Twit HOF Y1V RPL LIL LOTY 3 2 48 5 4 33 62 7 1905 3
12: Jon Gearhart Jargon Hater HOF LIL 2 1 49 3 2 4 37 61 1051 560 18
13: Gary Crockett Try Gecko Cart HOF ROTY LOTY 1 3 1 45 2 2 31 54 871 697 13
14: Beverley Sharp Brave Shy Leper HOF LOTY MIL LIL 2 1 37 2 3 3 27 48 604 1045 10
15: Jon Ketzner Not Zen-Jerk ROTY 2 1 1 38 25 42 1253 222 52
16: Sam Mertens Smartens Me LOTY ROTY MIL 3 1 3 32 20 39 1323 285 37
17: Jonathan Paul Oh, Plan A Jaunt 2 2 34 15 38 136 484 20
18: Pam Shermeyer Hep Yammerers MIL 2 36 21 38 1463 176 65
19: Neil Kurland Dull Ink Near 1 1 32 1 3 22 38 1482 101 116
20: Art Grinath Rag-Thin Rat 2 1 2 30 22 35 106 470 21
21: David Prevar Pravda Diver HOF 1 12 1 12 1 2 20 29 339 508 19
22: Steve "Potomac" Smith Machetes Stop Vomit ROTY MIL LIL 2 1 24 1 17 28 1326 238 46
23: Michael Stein Alien Chemist 2 1 24 1 19 28 1482 88 127
24: Rob Cohen Echo-Born 1 3 1 1 20 1 19 27 765 209 53
25: Roy Ashley Horsey Lay HOF LIL 2 24 20 26 120 579 17
26: Stuart Segal Regal Status Y1V 1 1 19 1 3 19 25 4 70 156
27: Stephen Dudzik "Puke" Zenith, DDS HOF Y1V RPL LIL 20 16 20 7 673 14
28: Lee Graham Eagle Harm 1 1 17 15 19 1162 140 76
29: Jeff Hazle Elf Haj Fez 17 12 17 802 194 59
30: Eric Nelkin E'er In Clink LIL 1 15 1 12 17 1286 130 86
31: Barbara Turner Rear-Burnt Arab 1 13 1 12 15 524 230 47
32: Jesse Rifkin If Inks, Jeers 1 14 13 15 1324 137 78
33: Rob Huffman Burn Off Ham! 13 10 13 918 270 39
34: Gregory Koch Grey Hog Cork 1 1 9 2 10 13 908 75 145
35: Diana Oertel A Lone Tirade 1 11 1 11 13 967 59 178
36: Jeff Rackow Jafferwock 2 9 1 1 12 13 1386 71 153
37: Hildy Zampella My Pallid Hazel 12 7 12 1140 197 56
38: Jeff Shirley Fish Fly, Jeer MIL 12 8 12 1005 332 31
39: William C. Kennard I'm A Card 'N' Ink Well 8 3 10 11 360 147 74
40: Mike Ostapiej I Joke, I'm A Pest 1 10 10 11 767 101 118
41: Daniel Galef Leading Flea 1 9 6 10 1187 62 172
42: Tim Watts Twist Mat 9 2 9 918 20 345
43: Malcolm Fleschner Calm Cells From Hen 1 8 5 9 310 113 106
44: Terri Berg Smith Grim Beer Thirst 9 9 9 1073 77 140
45: Laura M. Clairmont Ultramoral, Manic Y1V 1 6 1 2 8 50 26 290
46: Brendan Beary Ran Beery Band HOF LOTY MIL LIL 1 7 3 8 195 1106 9
47: Sarah Walsh A Shawl Rash 1 6 4 7 1324 127 91
48: Dan Helming Hind-Leg Man 1 1 5 7 7 440 65 168
49: Neal Starkman Laments A Rank 7 7 7 944 154 72
50: Jon Cannon A Non-NJ Con 7 7 7 1628 8 657
51: Matt Monitto Man Tit Motto 6 1 7 7 902 186 62
52: Mia Wyatt Waa! My Tit! 6 2 6 759 24 309
53: Laurie Brink A Burlier Ink 1 1 3 1 3 6 708 101 115
54: Ben Aronin Born Inane 1 5 3 6 350 120 97
55: Bernard Brink Barn-Bred Rink 1 5 3 6 759 35 236
56: Debbie Stewart Waterbed Bites 1 5 3 6 320 36 232
57: Steve Honley Svelte Honey 6 3 6 447 129 88
58: David Peckarsky Vapid Dyke's Rack 2 4 5 6 1195 62 173
59: Steven Price Never Septic 5 2 5 552 45 208
60: Dan Steinbrocker Ancestor Bred Ink 5 5 5 945 30 265
61: Howard Walderman Raw and Mad Howler 5 5 5 212 230 48
62: Mary McNamara Mr. Canary Mama 4 1 4 1222 33 244
63: Andrew Rosenberg Erred (Wrong Beans) 4 2 4 1403 14 423
64: Melissa Balmain Salable Animism 1 1 2 2 4 941 226 50
65: Ann Martin Arm-Tannin' 4 3 4 547 130 87
66: Elliott Shevin Loveliest Hint 4 3 4 1202 32 251
67: Michael Gips Magic Lips, Eh? MIL 4 3 4 509 322 33
68: Larry Rifkin Arr! Irkin' Fly! 4 4 4 1394 15 416
69: Deborah Hensley Hey! Bean Holders! 1 1 1 1 3 657 8 606
70: Craig Dykstra Gray Rat's Dick LOTY ROTY MIL LIL 1 1 1 2 3 792 398 25
71: Karen Lambert Mere Barn Talk LOTY ROTY LIL 3 2 3 1477 125 92
72: Pamela Love A Maple Vole 3 2 3 1170 26 297
73: Larry Peterson Errors Aplenty 3 2 3 1618 4 1033
74: Leslie Franson Realness of Nil 3 3 3 1553 4 1157
75: Brian Cohen Inborn Ache 3 3 3 613 65 167
76: Valerie Holt Lovelier Hat 2 1 3 3 555 13 464
77: Richard Alexander Handcar Axle Rider 3 3 3 1591 4 1158
78: John Kupiec I Punch Joke Y1V 3 3 3 15 46 207
79: Marshall Begel Large Balls? Meh. 3 3 3 1596 5 950
80: Andy Bassett Beast Dynast 2 1 2 568 46 206
81: Bruce Johnson Bench Sojourn 1 1 1 2 152 11 508
82: Dave Scheiber Archived Bees 2 1 2 1490 4 1032
83: Chuck Helwig Hug, Chew, Lick 2 1 2 1274 31 257
84: Mike Hammer Harm? I'm Meek! Y1V 2 1 2 5 118 99
85: Perry Beider Red Berry Pie 2 1 2 735 58 180
86: Steve Langer Verse Tangle 2 1 2 636 50 199
87: Pam Sweeney Weepy MENSA 2 1 2 499 311 35
88: Nancy Meyer Cry, "An Enemy!" 1 1 1 2 1608 4 975
89: Sharon Neeman Sane, Harm None 2 1 2 1276 7 682
90: John Conti Notch Join 2 1 2 547 21 330
91: Russell Beland Dullness Baler HOF LIL MIL LOTY 2 1 2 73 1553 4
92: Joel Cockrell Cool Cell Jerk 2 1 2 896 8 628
93: Mark Asquino An OK Marquis 2 2 2 900 21 342
94: Jay Shuck Yuk! Has JC ROTY LOTY 2 2 2 640 222 51
95: Dave Zarrow Waved Razor Y1V RPL 2 2 2 30 379 28
96: Robyn Carlson Snarly Bronco 2 2 2 1026 43 213
97: Rick Haynes He Is Cranky 2 2 2 323 174 66
98: David McCord DVD c/o Mr. Acid 2 2 2 1184 3 1486
99: Stuart Anderson Sad Sour Entrant 1 1 2 2 1341 9 567
100: Howard Ausden E-Awards Hound 1 1 2 2 1375 5 947
101: Lawrence McGuire Crueler New Magic 2 2 2 419 316 34
102: Julia Griffin Frugal In Fiji 2 2 2 1413 4 1155
103: Steve Geist Give Testes 1 1 1 486 10 532
104: Alethea Dopart Had Pa Tolerate 1 1 1 945 6 726
105: Jane Auerbach Aha! Cajun Beer! 1 1 1 521 106 111
106: Jeff Brechlin Beef Flinch, Jr. 1 1 1 422 398 26
107: Connie Dobbins Akers Do Obscene Brains Ink? 1 1 1 1270 8 653
108: Elizabeth Ewert Let There Be A Wiz! 1 1 1 1632 1 5441
109: Jim Proulx Lo, Jr. Mixup 1 1 1 585 2 2127
110: Sandy Riccardi Dry Cardiac Sin 1 1 1 1287 10 536
111: Stephen Gilberg Gentle Pig Herbs 1 1 1 759 15 417
112: Elizabeth Kline Likeable Zenith 1 1 1 1008 12 493
113: Marc Leibert Calmer Biter 1 1 1 439 53 191
114: Michael Porcello Polemical Choler 1 1 1 1222 4 1030
115: Michael Rosen Loser Machine 1 1 1 1134 7 709
116: Paul Madigan A Pun? I Am Glad! 1 1 1 1400 2 2354
117: Rob Wolf Fowl Bro 1 1 1 763 82 134
118: Ward Kay Dark Way 1 1 1 58 131 85
119: Marty Gold A Godly Mr. T 1 1 1 1453 14 439
120: Gregory Dunn Runner Doggy Y1V 1 1 1 30 11 515
121: Jim Markisohn Him? Major Inks! 1 1 1 1646 1 5442
122: Mark Houser Harm? OK, Sure! 1 1 1 1647 1 5443
123: Alex Blackwood Cooked Wax Ball 1 1 1 1142 12 490
124: Mark Holt Oh, Mr. Talk 1 1 1 795 19 369
125: Dave Metzger Vet Grazed Me 1 1 1 1617 2 2381
126: Norm Young Mr. No-No Guy 1 1 1 1652 1 5444
127: Rebekah Bundang Banned Hug Break 1 1 1 1141 3 1483
128: Thomas A. Logan Lo-Goat Shaman 1 1 1 85 6 761
129: Jim Schaefer Fresh Ice Jam 1 1 1 1608 2 2380
130: Robin Diallo Oi! Brain Doll! 1 1 1 437 16 402
131: Alan Clark Call a Nark 1 1 1 1657 1 5445
132: David Firstman Avid Mind Farts 1 1 1 1659 1 5446
133: Dave Garratt Ravaged Tart 1 1 1 86 87 129
134: Marian Carlsson Crass Roman Nail 1 1 1 98 13 452
135: Jay Branegan Grab Any Jean 1 1 1 1660 1 5447
136: Don Weingarten A New Nerd Got In 1 1 1 1661 1 5448
137: Sally Booher Real Sly Hobo 1 1 1 131 2 1877
138: Barry Sackin Binary Racks 1 1 1 951 7 670
139: Rivka Liss-Levinson Snails Involve Risk 1 1 1 1142 15 415
140: Andrew Spitzler Lizards Rent Pew 1 1 1 59 5 878
141: Mary Olson Sly Maroon Y1V 1 1 1 38 11 507
142: Paul A. Alter Up a Lateral Y1V 1 1 1 41 27 284
143: Stephen W. Buchanan Punch The Wannabes Y1V 1 1 1 52 5 876
144: Kathy Sheeran Yanks Heather 1 1 1 1547 8 656
145: Tim Livengood I Vomit Golden 1 1 1 485 15 421
146: Felix McBundy X-Film By Dunce Y1V 1 1 1 4 5 814
147: Gynny Katon Nanny Got KY Y1V 1 1 1 4 2 1707
148: Rich Stone Rots Niche Y1V 1 1 1 4 2 1706
149: Carol McDonald Calm Cad? Lord, No! 1 1 1 1665 1 5449
150: Chuck Smith Hit Schmuck HOF Y1V LOTY 1 1 1 6 866 11
151: Jeffrey Carl Fry Calf. Jeer. 1 1 1 120 2 1859
152: Jennifer Hart Ninth Free Jar HOF Y1V MIL LOTY 1 1 1 11 655 15
153: Jim Burger Re: Jug Brim 1 1 1 1669 1 5450
154: Tim Stanonik Mink Station 1 1 1 1670 1 5451
155: Bill Glassbrook Gas Blob or Skill? 1 1 1 69 3 1299
156: Charles P. Boyle Leprosy Bleach 1 1 1 69 5 808
157: Peter Orazem A Zero Temper 1 1 1 69 2 1799
158: Ray Keaney Yanker? Aye! 1 1 1 1672 1 5452
159: Carol Spiegel Epic Loser Gal 1 1 1 1674 1 5453
160: Mandy Worley Wryly Moaned 1 1 1 1254 3 1491
161: Steve D Vested 1 1 1 1674 1 5454
162: Fran Pfeffer Rare FFFF Pen 1 1 1 827 2 2217
163: Mark Turco Art Or Muck? 1 1 1 1439 7 686
164: Frank Mann Frank-N-Man LOTY 1 1 1 996 260 40
165: Milo Sauer Sour E-mail ROTY LIL 1 1 1 441 121 96
166: Jim Gander Mangier DJ 1 1 1 1677 1 5455
167: Bruce Niedt Nicer Debut 1 1 1 979 22 326
168: Ann M (none) 1 1 1 1677 1 5456
169: JoAnn Goslin Ninja Logs On 1 1 1 1677 1 5457
170: Cynthia Cotten Nice, Not Chatty 1 1 1 1678 1 5458
171: Natalie Beary Yea, Trainable 1 1 1 1013 2 2276
172: Robert Schechter Sober Retch Retch LOTY ROTY LIL 1 1 1 931 242 44
173: Richard Wexler Rich x Lewd = Rare 1 1 1 1340 11 514
174: Sean Clinchy Cynical Hens 1 1 1 1680 1 5459
175: Elinor Brecher Nicer Herb Lore 1 1 1 1683 1 5460