| WEEK | TITLE | SYNOPSIS | INK Types |
|---|---|---|---|
| 768 | The Events Described Herein Are Entirely Fictitious | Come up with fictitious movie trivia. | H |
| 568 | Tome Deftness | Make a pun or similar wordplay on a book title. | H |
| 541 | Celled Up the River | Give us a delicious scenario, in which a cellphone yakker's yakking could be taken profitably out of context. | 1 |
| 524 | Around Things Moving | Take the title of any book or movie, rearrange the words, and explain what the new book or movie is about. | H |
| 510 | Universal Embarrassment | What would you like to see Miss Universe Pageant contestants asked live, on national TV? | H |
| 503 | Doody and Muldoon | Write poetry that out-Muldoons Paul Muldoon, the Princeton professor who won this year's Pulitzer Prize in poetry. Your poem must be a single quatrain, containing at least one rhyme and references to at least two body parts and one geographic name. | H |
| 500 | Ergo-Nomics | Create a sillygism--a syllogism that doesn't quite work. | H |
| 499 | What Kind of Foal Am I? | Mate any two of the horses qualifying for this year's Triple Crown and tell us the name of their foal. Maximum 18 characters, including spaces. | H |
| 478 | Do You Mindset? | Anticipate items for the Mindset List for the freshman class of the year 2020. | H H H H |
| 395 | Devilishly Clever | Describe someone's special little corner of Hell. | U H |
| 357 | Coming to a Bad End | Take some immortal line from literature or film and ruin it by adding a short phrase or sentence. | H |
| 310 | IT'S LIKE THIS | Come up with really lame analogies. | E |
| 145 | LOOIE, LOOIE | Come up with paired, themed ladies' room and men's room signs for various types of public places. | H |
| 123 | WHY IS POOP FUNNY? | Come up with creative answers to any of the five questions above that might be asked by a 5-year-old. | H |
| 73 | LUNACY | Tell us what Neil Armstrong should have said upon stepping onto the moon's surface, instead of what he did, the greatest gaffe in the history of Historic Sayings. | 4 |