| WEEK | TITLE | SYNOPSIS | INK Types | 
|---|---|---|---|
| 505 | The Rule of Dumb | You are given $1 million. Conditions: (1) You must spend it all. (2) You must use it in a way that neither directly nor indirectly works to your financial benefit. (3) You may not use it to alleviate the suffering of anyone on Earth, or for any public-spirited project other than the joy of stupidity. | H | 
| 483 | Obitter Fate | Give us an obit headline for some famous person, currently living or dead. | H |