| WEEK | TITLE | SYNOPSIS | INK Types |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1665/147 | Prep-itaphs | What to put on the tombstones of still-living people. | H |
| 447 | Acronimble | Take any of the provided witty statements and use the first letters in each of the words to create a brand-new, unrelated funny statement. | H |
| 91 | ASK BACKWARD IV | You are on "Jeopardy!" These are the answers. What are the questions? | H H |
| 59 | A GRAVE AFFAIR | Write appropriate epitaphs for the not-yet-dead. | H |
| 49 | A SLALOM OCCASION | Come up with events for a Washington Olympics. They can be winter or summer sports, based on bureaucracy or other themes peculiar to Washington, and must include a brief description of the event. | H H |
| 47 | CAN YOU DO VERSE? | Bad Valentine's Day poetry. Any rhyme scheme, any form of literary dysfunction. | H |
| 45 | INVITATION TO A DUAL, II. | Deliver us a Good News-Bad News scenario. | H |
| 42 | HEY, IT COULD BE WORSE | There are worse things in life than the Washington Redskins. Just tell us what they are. | 3 |
| 38 | ASK BACKWARDS II | You are on "Jeopardy!" Here are the answers. What are the questions? | H |