| WEEK | TITLE | SYNOPSIS | INK Types |
|---|---|---|---|
| 762 | Look This Up in Your Funk & Wagnalls | Supply the pair of terms listed at the top of a page of any print dictionary to indicate the first and last listings on the page, and define that hyphenated term. | W |
| 628 | You Gotta Have Connections | Choose any two or more items from the provided truly random list and describe how they are alike or different. | H |
| 612 | Oh, and One More Thing | What was the thing that didn't make the cut on any list? | H |
| 608 | Comeback Next Week | Come up with original snide retorts to various rude questions or comments. | W |
| 588 | Gadget If You Can | Tell us what these nifty, indispensable items are. | H 2 |
| 578 | Ask Backwards | You are on "Jeopardy!" Above are the answers. Send us the questions. | H |
| 567 | A Running Gag | Explain how any of the provided bizarre cartoons by Bob Staake relates to the current presidential campaign. | H |
| 548 | Inklings | Tell us about certain people's childhood experiences and behaviors that hint at their destinies. | H |
| 528 | Ask Backwards | You are on "Jeopardy!" These are the answers. What are the questions? | H |
| 520 | I, Object | These items were ordered by well-known people. Who ordered them, and why? | H |
| 517 | Insert Joke Here | Slip a single bogus sentence into next year's State of the Union address, figuring the Prez will probably just read it right off the teleprompter. | H |
| 511 | It All Impends | Tell us what is something unusual about to happen in the provided cartoons. | H H |
| 481 | Homonymphomania | Create a new homonym of any existing word, and define. The new word must be spelled in such a way that is obviously pronounced identically to the original word. | H |
| 468 | Ism This Stupid? | Take any common prefix and attach it to any well-known "ism" and define the new term. | H |
| 464 | Cursive Writing | Come up with a new curse for this millennium. | H |
| 454 | Ask Backwards | You are on "Jeopardy!" These are the answers. What are the questions? | H |
| 445 | Another Round of Bierce | Add a few entries to Ambrose Bierce's famous "Devil's Dictionary. | H |
| 437 | The Telegraph Poll | Tell us the beginning of a joke that badly telegraphs the punch line. | H |
| 406 | Bum Steerage | Offer some spectacularly bad advice to any of the provided people. | H |
| 388 | Pitches in the Dirt | Come up with a sales pitch to get any surplus product off the shelves. | H |
| 379 | Rather Unusual | Come up with lines that could be uttered by Dan Rather, with his unbearably folksy excesses. | H |
| 363 | It's Your Movie | Take the title of any movie and make it the answer to a riddle. | H |