- The Week in Loserdom:
- All the Losers were far too busy naming horses to have any real lives this week. Losernet traffic slowed as everyone thought up mates for BLOW THE WORLD. TWW editorial junta is not in the habit of reading other e-journalism products, but an April 10th feature by Jack Shafer, printed in SLATE, happened to fall into the TWW news grotto. The title was "The Post's 'Weird and Appalling' Ombudsman." While the story does not mention the Invitational, it does take Michael Getler to task for having "too-tight thong undershorts." Unfortunately, there was no mention of Bob Levey or his undergarments.
- Results of Week LX (A Verse to Poetry)*
- Summary:
Putting a Post story to rhyme seemed like a tough contest from the start. So it was no surprise when the results, while not bad, were not really fall-down funny either. In general, we conclude the Losers and the AuxCzar, did their best with what they had.F2.1 (The AC's Comments):
I had a great time compiling The Style Invitational Treasury of Snide, Tasteless and Just Plain Silly Verse. As usual of late, there were many more worthy entries--highbrow, lowbrow and nobrow--than the 20 I could fit. Special credit goes to Chris Doyle for writing one of the most challenging forms ever: the double dactyl--subject of its own devilish Invitational some years back. The winners all scanned pretty well and, as required, rhymed. Some also-rans, alas, didn't. Or they used the Snoop Dogg Standard of Rhyme, as in: Greenspan/Mulligan; Weingarten/hardenin'; and, my favorite, Carpe diem/Should I try 'em. Best title on a poem that didn't run: The Ballad of Red Ink Gaol (William J. Byrd, Upper Marlboro) for Kornheiser's column on the crashing market. There were many more entries than usual from the District this week. Make what you want of that.In an shameless act of inisde baseball, we almost decided to change this week's Invitational to Week LXV -- and skip LXIV. The reason would be for symmetry: Back in 1994--before we started counting over again with Roman numerals--we inadvertently omitted a "Week 64," scampering merrily along to Week 65. Some weeks later, we even did a semi-contest on "What Happened to Week 64"?
As for those horse names. Entrants sneaking in 19 or more letters will be gelded.
The last time ever we list this contest: Stop Me Before I Blurb Again
The next-to-last time we list this contest: Hell's Smells
One contest we're going to list for a while yet: Filly Filly Bad Name
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